Bandit Hicks

Bandit Hicks

@whiskeyhicks.bsky.social

Struggling Writer, Always Trying To Be Funny, Really Trying His Best

46 Followers 73 Following 128 Posts Joined Oct 2023
1 week ago

Oh... oh no...

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2 months ago
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Same vibe.

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2 months ago

Relatable. I too like passing out for 6 hours on a Sunday.

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2 months ago

Very pretty!

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2 months ago

You know when you really think about it using Artificial Intelligence to basically make images of a person dressed in revealing ways and compromising fashions without consent is a form of sexual harassment and/or assault.

Not like those who use it in such fashion give a shit, but it basically is.

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2 months ago
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

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2 months ago
It is a bowl of black eyed peas and collard greens.  It is a popular southern US superstition that you must eat these items on the new years day to promote health and fortune.

And so we do the superstition.

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2 months ago

I mean yeah, pretty much.

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2 months ago
Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell
The text says
"WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026"
happy new year
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2 months ago
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image

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2 months ago

I've considered you cool for a while! Admittedly, I don't anyways know how to interact short of being an enjoyer of your OCs, but I am trying!

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2 months ago

For a moment I didn't even realize it was Anthony because he looks so much different than the last time I saw him.

But then he opened his mouth and I was like, "Oh shit, it's Jeselnik."

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2 months ago

Pops before they got them gaaaainz.

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2 months ago

Apologize, offer help up, also offer apologetic hot drink.

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2 months ago

The insurance comoany admitting their client was at fault. I barely work, my shoulder hurts everyday, and physically therapy is a pain in the ass. But I am still alive, I am still here, and I am still trying my best.

That's all I got.

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2 months ago

So I should probably explain the state of my affairs.

I got hit by a car. I was flung 8 feet from my motorcycle. I had 7 herniated discs and a tornado labrum. Bike was considered a total loss, still haven't heard much of anything from my lawyer short of...

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2 months ago
An image of the Sanrio character Big Challenges--a giant crocodile

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

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2 months ago

The fact it took me this long to discover Chiitan on Blue Sky is a travesty.

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2 months ago

Handsome tho

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2 months ago

Fight Krampus.

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2 months ago
There is a green haired man overjoyed by the fact that there is now some sort of energy drink vending machine in his room.  This is a bad idea because the green haired man is already a problematic handful without copies amounts of caffeine and sugar.

Mistakes were made this Starlight.
Someone gave Koji an unlimited supply of sugar and caffeine.

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3 months ago

> Implying I drink whiskey for the flavor.

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3 months ago

Run it.

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3 months ago

You have my attention.

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3 months ago

That fit goes hard, pops.

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3 months ago
A woodcut of a bird beside the text, "when this shit is all over I am going to punch you right in the dick"

hey remember the time I got suspended from Meta platforms for this comic because I was "inciting violence"

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3 months ago

Seem pretty cool to me, why not?

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5 months ago
a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

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8 months ago

And we wouldn't want him any other way, friend.

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8 months ago

This is just a shout-out to @chefnana.bsky.social for playing Himbos before Himbos were a thing.

I only bring this up because suddenly I remembered you role-played as Kazuki Kazama and it was peak reading entertainment.

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