Bandit Hicks

a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

And we wouldn't want him any other way, friend.

This is just a shout-out to @chefnana.bsky.social for playing Himbos before Himbos were a thing.

I only bring this up because suddenly I remembered you role-played as Kazuki Kazama and it was peak reading entertainment.

#GOOBSDAY

*screams*

What if he looked like...

I am glad I didn't say yes because I discovered we're not mutuals and that would have been VERY embarrassing.

Did I ask to be attacked this early in the morning, Mr. Penman?

Guys, one of these days you will have to realize I am NOT REAL. I am just a figment of your imagination manifested through the power of collective thought and imagination.

I am only real because everyone thinks I'm real.

Stop thinking about me and I will disappear. Please.

Not helping, death sounds fun.

A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

Why are you trying to sell me more on it, I'd say I'd sleep in it.

I would sleep in this room.

Pride Tip: Sometimes it's just easier to call someone "your majesty." King? Queen? Nah, you're just majestic af sometimes, you non-binary monarch.

All I can think of now is this video.

I love it but sometimes I look at it and it looks like he is doing a combination of <_< and :B

Finally. A use for AI I can get behind.

I swear to God I want to write splat books and sell them in itch.io but that would imply I actually have time to fucking write.

A promotional image for the La-Mulana 2 Kickstarter campaign. The director of the game, Takumi Naramura, is sitting on a flight of stairs smiling. In English, the tagline reads: "Give me money. I'll kill you."

still one of the hardest kickstarter promo images of all time

It's pretty obvious that Miss TERF got some anime influences when she wrote her wizard fanfiction, they should get over themselves.

The last time I played Power Stone I was too young to appreciate that Falcon was rocking a jacket with the main character from the Capcom shmup Legendary Wings on the back.

A cute four panel comic about a cat family. On the first panel, mom comes home from work. On the second panel, her 2 kittens come running happily. On the third panel, they all hug. On the fourth panel, mom tells her kids threateningly to boot up mario kart so she can cook them both.

work hard love hard
never compromise
in mario kart

there is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats

Get that cash, friendo.

Expose yourself to nature, have you sunned your butthole today?

I can hear them ask "WHATTAYA BOUYIN'?"

🎂

I swear on God, on Jah, and on Big Smoke himself will use this app more often.

Finally figured out who RFK Jr. reminds me of