#ACMS
📆 TONIGHT
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/692738 till 5pm, then £12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with e.g. @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
#ACMS
📆 Monday 9th March
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/692738
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with e.g. Glenn Wool, @joznorris.bsky.social, Rosie G, Sam Morrison, Ted Hill, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
#ACMS
📆 Monday 9th March
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/692738
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with
@ashleyhaden.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
Join us on Monday! 'Hugh Jackman' will be co-hosting with @turlygod.bsky.social! This is what the people want! And will pay £9-£12 for! YESSSSS!
#ACMS
📆 Monday 12th January
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Beattie Edmondson, Jake Baker, @joznorris.bsky.social, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
#ACMS
📆 Monday 12 January
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
bang us an email turlygod at gmail
god, what a day...
tickets are on sale for
SCARAMOUCHE JONES
(esquire, clown, englishman)
tickets in bio.
#ACMS
📆 Monday 12th May
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/657033/ till 5pm on Monday, then £12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @barrstard.bsky.social, with @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
What a lovely #ACMS we had on Monday, hooray us, hooray:
😍 hosts @turlygod.bsky.social and @joznorris.bsky.social
🎄 the three A Terrible Idea ticket-holders / elves
🍯 cookie monster @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social
📺 historical topical joke lord @harihkanth.com
💦 the piss-funny Sharlin Jahan
Tomorrow! The Phoenix! #ACMS!
(Picture unrelated, as that's Mr Fruit Salad onstage with @turlygod.bsky.social, who is a different comic to @joznorris.bsky.social, who IS on the bill.)
@doctorcuriosity.bsky.social happy birthday, birthday friend.
but, yes... i am prime once more.
creepy
pretty close.
#ACMS
📆 Monday 14th April
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £3/£7/£10 from wegottickets.com/event/653549/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. Kathy Maniura, @matthighton.bsky.social, Pope Lonergan, Sam Eley, Sharlin Jahan, Steffen Hånes, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
#ACMS
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
#ACMS
📆Monday 10th February
🏰The Phoenix
🎟️£8+ in advance from wegottickets.com/event/646074/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Ada Campe (@naomipaxton.bsky.social), @alwinsol.bsky.social, @bexturnercomedy.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
leeds leeds leeds!
what about shoulda done lists? will they help a sense of perspective or send one thundering into a hole?
And, rather than aligning with the victims of this hatred - trans people who are attacked or murdered or who take their own lives which feel impossible to live - this 'Labour' Government stands with their oppressors. Because they are wealthier and more powerful and Labour believes in nothing.
no.
i doubt it. he just doesn't have anyone savvy advising him, i reckon.
absolutely fair.
how the fuck did #starmer manage to appoint #siddiq to cabinet position, let alone one with such a dumb and potentially ironic title.
her aunt is provably #corrupt and has jailed political enemies as well as stoked religious division in a once proudly intellectual secular country.
#bangladesh
Joz was saying at yesterday's gig you could bring people back to watching linear TV by not publishing What's On information. Just tell people Traitors is on on Tuesday. They'll have to have the telly on all day lest they miss it.
In much the same way, tickets for our next show are only NOW onsale!
Pictured, @turlygod.bsky.social sitting bolt upright in 1666, having been woken by the HORRIFYING NEWS that not everyone has yet bought their tickets for Monday's #ACMS.
what time though?
pretty much the only redeeming feature of this list is that "street legal" is above "desire".
madness.
#BobDylan
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