thom tuck.

bang us an email turlygod at gmail

god, what a day...

tickets are on sale for
SCARAMOUCHE JONES
(esquire, clown, englishman)

tickets in bio.

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 12th May 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish Thom Tuck & Andy Barr (MCs) with umpteen excellent guests: Ben Target, Clemenzia von Trunksale, Jessica Barton, Kieran Boulton, Lil Wenker, Mary O'Connell, Mattia Seddia, Michael Brunstrom, Niteskreen, Rob Kemp... £10/£10.75/£20 online, from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📆 Monday 12th May
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/657033/ till 5pm on Monday, then £12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @barrstard.bsky.social, with @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

Thom (wary) and Joz (happy) onstage

Chloe beaming, holding a setlist

Hari in front of a framed clown portrait

Sharlin smiling with a notebook

What a lovely #ACMS we had on Monday, hooray us, hooray:
😍 hosts @turlygod.bsky.social and @joznorris.bsky.social
🎄 the three A Terrible Idea ticket-holders / elves
🍯 cookie monster @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social
📺 historical topical joke lord @harihkanth.com
💦 the piss-funny Sharlin Jahan

Tomorrow! The Phoenix! #ACMS!

(Picture unrelated, as that's Mr Fruit Salad onstage with @turlygod.bsky.social, who is a different comic to @joznorris.bsky.social, who IS on the bill.)

@doctorcuriosity.bsky.social happy birthday, birthday friend.

but, yes... i am prime once more.

creepy

pretty close.

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 14th April 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish with Thom Tuck hosting a glorious cavalcade of excellent guests: Ali Brice, Ben Target, Cameron Sinclair-Harris, Hari Kanth, Joz Norris, Kathy Maniura, Matt Highton, Natasha Sutton-Williams, Pope Lonergan, Sam Eley, Sharlin Jahan, Steffen Hånes £3/£7/£10 from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📆 Monday 14th April
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £3/£7/£10 from wegottickets.com/event/653549/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. Kathy Maniura, @matthighton.bsky.social, Pope Lonergan, Sam Eley, Sharlin Jahan, Steffen Hånes, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 10th March 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish with Thom Tuck hosting a glorious cavalcade of excellent guests: Adam Larter, Ben Target, Caroline Barton & Alexander Richmond, Charlie Vero-Martin, Dan Cook, Emma Davies, Guy Kelly, Joe Mayo, Mikey Bligh-Smith, Suchandrika Chakrabarti, Tom Whiston £8/£10 from wegottickets.com £10 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 10th February 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish with Thom Tuck hosting a ludicrous plenitude of excellent guests: Ada Campe, Alwin Solanky, Athena Kugblenu, Bex Turner, Biscuit Barrel, Helen Duff, Joz Norris, Lachlan Werner, The Mayor & His Daughter, Sunjai Arif £8/£10 from wegottickets.com £10 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📆Monday 10th February
🏰The Phoenix
🎟️£8+ in advance from wegottickets.com/event/646074/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Ada Campe (@naomipaxton.bsky.social), @alwinsol.bsky.social, @bexturnercomedy.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

me in a Leeds tracksuit top.

leeds leeds leeds!

what about shoulda done lists? will they help a sense of perspective or send one thundering into a hole?

And, rather than aligning with the victims of this hatred - trans people who are attacked or murdered or who take their own lives which feel impossible to live - this 'Labour' Government stands with their oppressors. Because they are wealthier and more powerful and Labour believes in nothing.

no.

i doubt it. he just doesn't have anyone savvy advising him, i reckon.

absolutely fair.

how the fuck did #starmer manage to appoint #siddiq to cabinet position, let alone one with such a dumb and potentially ironic title.

her aunt is provably #corrupt and has jailed political enemies as well as stoked religious division in a once proudly intellectual secular country.

#bangladesh

Joz was saying at yesterday's gig you could bring people back to watching linear TV by not publishing What's On information. Just tell people Traitors is on on Tuesday. They'll have to have the telly on all day lest they miss it.

In much the same way, tickets for our next show are only NOW onsale!

Pictured, @turlygod.bsky.social sitting bolt upright in 1666, having been woken by the HORRIFYING NEWS that not everyone has yet bought their tickets for Monday's #ACMS.

what time though?

Every Bob Dylan Album, Ranked - SPIN In 1961, 19-year-old Robert Allen Zimmerman dropped out of college in his native Minnesota, made a pilgrimage to New York City to meet his folk music idol To celebrate James Mangold’s A Complete Unkno...

pretty much the only redeeming feature of this list is that "street legal" is above "desire".

madness.

#BobDylan

www.spin.com/2024/12/ever...

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 13th January 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish with Thom Tuck, and a ludicrous plenitude of excellent guests: Alex Franklin & Nikola McMurtrie, Caroline Mabey, Dru Cripps, Jain Edwards, Joz Norris, Michael Legge, Pope Lonergan, Rob Kemp and Su Mi £6/£8/£10 from wegot tickets.com £10 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📅Monday Jan 13th, 7:30pm
🏰The Phoenix
🎟️£6+ in advance from wegottickets.com/event/642652/
😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Alex Franklin & Nikola McMurtrie, Caroline Mabey, @joznorris.bsky.social, Pope Lonergan, AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

isn't that the snl gag?

it is andoni iraola... (ee-raow-la).

anyone who says otherwise should lose their job on telly.

nice to see wöber back. crunch them derby ankles.

percentage-wise, not really.

they are both slightly taller than me, if that helps.