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Two absolute cuties in a pic. I hope you brought snacks because you live there until the pup moves. These are the furbaby rules

Does anyone else's dogs come to them after they eat for post food burpies and cuddles or am I that weird dog mom? #corgi

I like how I typed that all out and forgot to add the original "Who the hell comes up with some of this shit?" that was supposed to be at the start.

Ope

Blink rapidly and then rub his eyes. Maybe eye drops for a long cool down 🤣

"What does your sleep position say about you?"

I'm cuddling a pillow (lonely trope) but I'm actually doing this so my neck isn't fricked for 5-7 business days while trying to find a somewhat tolerable position for my bad knee and messed up shoulder

#BakedPotatoThoughts

The only kind of segregation I'll ever stand for is spreading the legs of a lovely mixed lady who consented and fell for my dumb as fuck pick up lines.

When the niece and nephews finally leave

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Stupid plant and tree jizz fuckin' up my allergies

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It's paczki day, lads. Fuck the diet

He snooze #corgi

aKatastrophii - Twitch Living that sprout life - Shadowbringers MSQ and stuff

Am I doing this right?

www.twitch.tv/akatastrophii

That*

I guess I got too high to type, too

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Do you ever get so high at you just let the intrusive thoughts win? Because I just took a bite out of a brick of cream cheese and I'm really questioning my existence

*shows up on doorstep*

CAN I PET DAT DOG?!

Fun fact: this was taken when you were strimmin and she snoozed. Uncle Edgar's voice calms her to this day ❤️

I keep forgetting this app is a thing because I never turned notifications on. Out of sight, out of mind ADHD vibes. Anyway, here's the #corgi tax

Ope. Kind of forgot I have social media accounts. Hi~

Mom is in the hospital, I have the flu, but the corgis got omelets this morning. Happy 2025 lovelies~

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It's the last day of the year and it's stormy/thundering outside. The only thing that would sum it up better would be a nuke, but there's still time

The ADHD is stronk

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Tis the season

I've been outted talking about my friend's balls in DMs 🤣

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU POSTED THIS KEKW

More will be added after coffee

The unmanned submarine. Diet cum. Jizz lite. The swim team was cut. Your dick is the tree and your balls are ornaments. You have many guns, but only one shoots blanks.

Last but not least:

I'm glad you paid the extra dollar for the procedure. If you didn't, it would've been a rip-off

Sir Hjonkington seems to be nesting. Either that, or Amber keeps burying him. Thoughts? #corgi #thoughts