Jason Miller

Jason Miller

@realjasonmiller.bsky.social

Writer of stuff, director of things, eater of everything.

90 Followers 58 Following 79 Posts Joined Nov 2024
6 days ago

Micro greens have their place but it’s not on comfort food. Any chef putting arugula or other micro greens on my burger or nachos is compensating for their own culinary inadequacies.

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2 weeks ago

Well shit, I’m supposed to be at Disneyland in a week. I suppose dying on the Haunted Manson isn’t a bad way to go.

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2 weeks ago

If only Trump had an opportunity to make his case for war to Congress and the American people.

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2 weeks ago

Another boomer war to distract from a boomer economy and boomer pedophiles.

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3 weeks ago
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Feels like satire but it’s not.

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3 weeks ago
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Says the guy who’s changed his name three times, changed his religion, and changed his mind on whether Trump is Hitler or the best president ever.

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1 month ago
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The happiest day of my life, last Halloween when Brie and I made it official in a historic cemetery.

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1 month ago

I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.

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1 month ago
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Fackham Hall is funny as hell. Naked Gun meets Downtown Abney. Highly recommended.

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1 month ago
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No solution for rising costs.
No solution for unaffordable healthcare.
No Solution for unaffordable Housing.
No solution for a crashing labor market.
No justice for Epstein survivors.
But let's investigate the fucking super bowl half time show.

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1 month ago
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It’s time for us on the left to finally embrace the symbols of our original fight against tyranny.

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1 month ago
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It’s time for us on the left to finally embrace the symbols of our original fight against tyranny.

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4 months ago
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Tonight is a drink half a bottle of Blanton’s and watch horror movies until sunrise kind of Friday.

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8 months ago

We’re headed into back to school season and we as a country have dramatically underfunded our teachers. Many have made wish lists for school supplies. If you’re feeling like you can’t do anything to stop ALL OF THIS, maybe donate and put a little love and joy into the world and make some kids happy.

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8 months ago
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www.wired.com/story/metada...

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8 months ago
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Best way to spend a Saturday night, watching Jaws while floating in a pool.

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8 months ago
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Brie putting up with me at the Beirgarten.

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9 months ago
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A couple paid protestors looking forward to spending those Soros checks.

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9 months ago
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When the LA police says you are overreaching, you are overreaching.

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9 months ago
San Antonio Express-News ®
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Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

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9 months ago

Can AI make something that bad? I’m not sure we’re there yet.

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9 months ago

Yo @jvl.bsky.social where’s that T.A.C.O. hat? I need that shit .

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9 months ago
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9 months ago

Meanwhile…

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9 months ago

Also feels like the Athlets should stay in Sacramento. We’re a #20 tv market and they’re #40.

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10 months ago

Would love to see ya’ll over here in Sacramento or the Bay!

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10 months ago

How I arrived on n Bluesky.

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10 months ago

Hearing rumors that a dark horse candidate for pope is emerging and it’s Top Christ Following Man Kelvin Gemstone?

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10 months ago
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10 months ago
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theonion.com/show-me-wher...

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