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Unofficial. Find the Twitter account here: https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits A celebration of all things great about Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and some context.

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“Cuppa?” “Go on. I’ll put the dalek on.”

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He does not work here.

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Never forget the "He’s not worth it, Tony” Christmas card.

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Meal prepping for work.

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Monty Python was ahead of its time.

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Before or after?

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I quote this on a weekly basis.

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Send dunes.

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Imagine you buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree kills it.

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Every Tesco has someone standing outside like this.

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