Name a better packet of crisps. I’ll wait.
Such an elite pint glass.
Should’ve used them…
Walking around London using Google Maps on my phone.
London maxxing is when you find hidden gems like this.
Me as a bus.
"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."
“Lord, show me a sign.”
Explain Wetherspoons to someone who’s never been there.
We used to be a proper country.
What if we kissed at the abandoned KFC bucket?
He chilled on Sunday.
Pint of chips please mate.
Playing pizza roulette.
What’s the best name you’ve ever seen for a pub?
She knows it’s too late.
Don’t drink and eBay.
Just done a week's worth of shopping at @Tesco.
Settle a debate. What do you call this?