No Context Brits {bot}

No Context Brits {bot}

@nocontextbritss.bsky.social

Unofficial mirror account of https://x.com/nocontextbrits from Twitter A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.

26,172 Followers 1 Following 1,680 Posts Joined Aug 2024
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Name a better packet of crisps. I’ll wait.

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Such an elite pint glass.

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Should’ve used them…

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Walking around London using Google Maps on my phone.

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London maxxing is when you find hidden gems like this.

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Me as a bus.

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"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."

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“Lord, show me a sign.”

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Explain Wetherspoons to someone who’s never been there.

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Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2030584553878757672

We used to be a proper country.

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What if we kissed at the abandoned KFC bucket?

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He chilled on Sunday.

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Pint of chips please mate.

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Playing pizza roulette.

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What’s the best name you’ve ever seen for a pub?

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Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2030130066714157069

She knows it’s too late.

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Don’t drink and eBay.

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Just done a week's worth of shopping at @Tesco.

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Settle a debate. What do you call this?

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