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Unofficial mirror account of https://x.com/nocontextbrits from Twitter "A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context."

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06.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: β€œLet’s go somewhere new tonight.”

Also me:

05.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Going for a few pints in London.

05.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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05.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Radio 4 has changed a bit.

05.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Men are class.

05.03.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No need to brag mate.

05.03.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Must’ve been hit by a smooth criminal.

04.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the camera opens on selfie mode.

04.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The moon looks unreal tonight.

04.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Petition to ban queuing in pubs.

04.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œSainsbury’s? Never heard of it mate.”

04.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kids today will never understand the euphoria of seeing one of these being rolled into class.

04.03.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3
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I read this to the tune of Only Fools and Horses.

03.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Size of that screwdriver.

02.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday tomorrow.

01.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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British workmanship. Best in the world.

01.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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01.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elite.

01.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Get a room.

01.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slow news day in North Wales.

01.03.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1