@nocontextbritss.bsky.social
Unofficial mirror account of https://x.com/nocontextbrits from Twitter "A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context."
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Must’ve been hit by a smooth criminal.
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When the camera opens on selfie mode.
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The moon looks unreal tonight.
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Petition to ban queuing in pubs.
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“Sainsbury’s? Never heard of it mate.”
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Kids today will never understand the euphoria of seeing one of these being rolled into class.
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Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2028619590604132731
I read this to the tune of Only Fools and Horses.
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Size of that screwdriver.
02.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 60 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Monday tomorrow.
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British workmanship. Best in the world.
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Elite.
01.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1
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Get a room.
01.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Slow news day in North Wales.
01.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
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I said maybe…
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Go on then.
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British cuisine. Best in the world.
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The “why won’t this fucking drawer open” starter pack.
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27.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 81 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 1When someone asks the name of the drummer in The Smiths.
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What are you adding to this?
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British cuisine. Best in the world.
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Devastating scenes.
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Proper Britain.
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One British adult please mate.
23.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
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Which one are you choosing?
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