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Unofficial mirror account of https://x.com/nocontextbrits from Twitter A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.
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09.03.2026 21:40 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Walking around London using Google Maps on my phone.
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London maxxing is when you find hidden gems like this.
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Me as a bus.
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"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."
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βLord, show me a sign.β
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Explain Wetherspoons to someone whoβs never been there.
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We used to be a proper country.
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What if we kissed at the abandoned KFC bucket?
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He chilled on Sunday.
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Pint of chips please mate.
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Playing pizza roulette.
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Whatβs the best name youβve ever seen for a pub?
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She knows itβs too late.
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Donβt drink and eBay.
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Just done a week's worth of shopping at @Tesco.
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Settle a debate. What do you call this?
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Me: βLetβs go somewhere new tonight.β
Also me:
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Going for a few pints in London.
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