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Unofficial mirror account of https://x.com/nocontextbrits from Twitter A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.

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09.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Walking around London using Google Maps on my phone.

09.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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London maxxing is when you find hidden gems like this.

09.03.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me as a bus.

09.03.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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08.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."

08.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œLord, show me a sign.”

08.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Explain Wetherspoons to someone who’s never been there.

08.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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We used to be a proper country.

08.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What if we kissed at the abandoned KFC bucket?

08.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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08.03.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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He chilled on Sunday.

08.03.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pint of chips please mate.

07.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Playing pizza roulette.

07.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s the best name you’ve ever seen for a pub?

07.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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She knows it’s too late.

07.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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07.03.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t drink and eBay.

06.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Just done a week's worth of shopping at @Tesco.

06.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Settle a debate. What do you call this?

06.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: β€œLet’s go somewhere new tonight.”

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05.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Going for a few pints in London.

05.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0