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24.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

HSBC unleashes yet another “qombie”: a zombie claim of quantum advantage that isn’t Today, I got email after email asking me to comment on a new paper from HSBC—yes, the bank—together with IBM. The paper claims to use a quantum computer to get a 34% advantage in predic…

I was going to post a rant about the perils of quantum computing hype, following the claim by #HSBC & #IBM that they have improved bond market predictions using a QC, but instead I will just link to Scott Aaronson's blog which says it all scottaaronson.blog?p=9170 🧪⚛️ cc @bullshitquantum.bsky.social

26.09.2025 11:35 — 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1

Bullshit

26.09.2025 13:39 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

HSBC demonstrates world’s first-known quantum-enabled algorithmic trading with IBM | HSBC News HSBC announces the world’s first-known empirical evidence of the potential value of quantum computers for solving real-world problems in algorithmic bond trading.

Bullshit

www.hsbc.com/news-and-vie...

26.09.2025 13:38 — 👍 46 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

Not bullshit

17.07.2025 11:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullshit

10.07.2025 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bullshit

10.07.2025 18:03 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Not Bullshit: It is also likely that certain varieties of pigs can fly at supersonic speeds which birds fail to achieve.

04.07.2025 18:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullshit: "It is likely that quantum methods can efficiently solve certain (NP-) hard optimization problems where classical approaches fail.

04.07.2025 18:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bullshit

04.07.2025 18:17 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quantum machine learning improves semiconductor manufacturing for first time Semiconductor processing is notoriously challenging. It is one of the most intricate feats of modern engineering due to the extreme precision required and the hundreds of steps involved, such as etchi...

Bullshit

techxplore.com/news/2025-07...

04.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100% bullshit

28.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

In this book, @csferrie.com defines bullshit as

"...deceptive nontruth. It's not necessarily a lie, because a lie implies the liar knows the truth."

he is expert in quantum bullshit.

26.06.2025 15:00 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@csferrie.com : This raspberry pi is a quantum computer.
QC experts: classical computers are not quantum computers.
QBD: bullshit detected
@csferrie.com : blocks

26.06.2025 14:54 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Quokka Puck | Quokka Quantum Shipping Now (Subject to Inventory) Your own personal 30-qubit quantum computing system. Design and program with your own Quokka just like a real quantum computing system. Interact through the Quok...

"Design and program with your own Quokka just like a real quantum computing system. "

"just like"

www.quokkacomputing.com/product-page...

25.06.2025 20:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

What’s wrong: it’s bullshit

25.06.2025 13:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not bullshit

25.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not bullshit

25.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealion...

24.06.2025 13:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

and you know it

23.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bullshit

23.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

not bullshit

20.06.2025 16:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullshit

20.06.2025 16:15 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

bullshit

19.06.2025 03:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quantum error correction: not bullshit

19.06.2025 03:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

"especially by microsoft" = bullshit

19.06.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullshit

19.06.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

0% should

19.06.2025 03:43 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

quantum for finance: bullshit

19.06.2025 03:42 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Soon? Bullshit

19.06.2025 03:42 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

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