Quantum Bullshit Detector

Quantum Bullshit Detector

@bullshitquantum.bsky.social

Quantum Bullshit Detector. Tag for a reading.

1,656 Followers 234 Following 290 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 months ago

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HSBC unleashes yet another “qombie”: a zombie claim of quantum advantage that isn’t Today, I got email after email asking me to comment on a new paper from HSBC—yes, the bank—together with IBM. The paper claims to use a quantum computer to get a 34% advantage in predic…

I was going to post a rant about the perils of quantum computing hype, following the claim by #HSBC & #IBM that they have improved bond market predictions using a QC, but instead I will just link to Scott Aaronson's blog which says it all scottaaronson.blog?p=9170 🧪⚛️ cc @bullshitquantum.bsky.social

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Bullshit

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HSBC demonstrates world’s first-known quantum-enabled algorithmic trading with IBM | HSBC News HSBC announces the world’s first-known empirical evidence of the potential value of quantum computers for solving real-world problems in algorithmic bond trading.

Bullshit

www.hsbc.com/news-and-vie...

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Not bullshit

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8 months ago

Bullshit

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bullshit

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Not Bullshit: It is also likely that certain varieties of pigs can fly at supersonic speeds which birds fail to achieve.

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Bullshit: "It is likely that quantum methods can efficiently solve certain (NP-) hard optimization problems where classical approaches fail.

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Bullshit

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Quantum machine learning improves semiconductor manufacturing for first time Semiconductor processing is notoriously challenging. It is one of the most intricate feats of modern engineering due to the extreme precision required and the hundreds of steps involved, such as etchi...

Bullshit

techxplore.com/news/2025-07...

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8 months ago

100% bullshit

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In this book, @csferrie.com defines bullshit as

"...deceptive nontruth. It's not necessarily a lie, because a lie implies the liar knows the truth."

he is expert in quantum bullshit.

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@csferrie.com : This raspberry pi is a quantum computer.
QC experts: classical computers are not quantum computers.
QBD: bullshit detected
@csferrie.com : blocks

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Quokka Puck | Quokka Quantum Shipping Now (Subject to Inventory) Your own personal 30-qubit quantum computing system. Design and program with your own Quokka just like a real quantum computing system. Interact through the Quok...

"Design and program with your own Quokka just like a real quantum computing system. "

"just like"

www.quokkacomputing.com/product-page...

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What’s wrong: it’s bullshit

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Not bullshit

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Not bullshit

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealion...

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and you know it

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bullshit

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not bullshit

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Bullshit

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bullshit

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Quantum error correction: not bullshit

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"especially by microsoft" = bullshit

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Bullshit

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0% should

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quantum for finance: bullshit

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Soon? Bullshit

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