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(22 he/him/they/them) I post and draw sometimes. πŸ”žNSFW STUFF HERE SO NO MINORS GTFO!!πŸ”ž

91 Followers  |  333 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 04.11.2023  |  1.8742

Latest posts by crossyhossy.bsky.social on Bluesky

For all the people we lost, we owe it to those still with us to act and speak out. Rodney Taylor deserves his freedom.

30.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hey, its the end of the month, and I could use some help with the last little rent, please consider tossing me a few shmeckles

01.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @lavenderbillows.bsky.social of Empress ƎNA having a light snack in the courtyard.

03.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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bedtime wind down undyne doodleeeee #undertale

02.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Dr. Manhattan vaporizing an ice agent and saying "bofa deez nuts". On the ground it says Fuck Ice

Dr. Manhattan vaporizing an ice agent and saying "bofa deez nuts". On the ground it says Fuck Ice

i have a license to open carry bofa

31.01.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5574    πŸ” 1354    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5

I’m in fucking awe at the amount of detail and texturing you did for this. Beautiful stuff here!

02.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NiGHTS with a big ol' ass.

NiGHTS with a big ol' ass.

I hear NiGHTS changes their appearance based on the person dreaming of them...

Full-res version on my FA :)

28.01.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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[CW: tummy]

Millie for the end of your weekend. In case you needed her.

02.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
behind shot of a pink-haired woman looking back at the viewer, shaking her massive rear, with sparkly and star-covered gaudy purple pants on that say WITCH on them in large letters.

behind shot of a pink-haired woman looking back at the viewer, shaking her massive rear, with sparkly and star-covered gaudy purple pants on that say WITCH on them in large letters.

something that's not a comm? woah what could it bIT'S JUST A WARM-UP OF MARIANNE'S BIG DUMB BUTT AGAIN
i love gaudy sweatpants with words on them

[ #art #oc #ocsky #marianne_tannis #butt #kink #nsfw ]

02.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I'll hope that i'm speaking to the choir here but, Fuck ICE, any sort of mercy would be much too good for any of them considering every single atrocity they've committed.
If you support anything they've done, unfollow, I do not want you.

24.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[OC] By popular demand, here's another Oni ~ this time one enjoying a healthy breakfast after an early morning dip πŸ¦‘πŸ¦ˆπŸ½οΈ

17.01.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1616    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
The poster for Spaceballs

The poster for Spaceballs

Spaceballs (1987)

I’ve seen bits and pieces of this on TV and my dad owned the DVD, but this is the first time I’ve watched it in full. Wasn’t laugh out loud funny like Young Frankenstein but it was still pretty funny. I’m gonna be using that β€œCracker Jack box” line to annoy my friends lol

18.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Colored Sketch commission for @crossyhossy.bsky.social

29.01.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

4 days left until rent and I still need a chunk, plus I could use some grocery money! Consider donating!

27.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta design a fancy fit for Reuben

27.01.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Frankie Sketch Commission for a Mysterious benefactor

27.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Grimlock about to kick Scorponok in the face

Grimlock about to kick Scorponok in the face

Grimlock vs Scorponok. art by me
#art #transformers

25.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
a 3d scene with a crashed ufo and alien asking a nasa engineer for help. they stand in front of the artemis 2 rocket.

a 3d scene with a crashed ufo and alien asking a nasa engineer for help. they stand in front of the artemis 2 rocket.

earthside assistance

22.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7803    πŸ” 2266    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 7
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old marcy art

20.01.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 873    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @itsmrmagee.bsky.social

20.01.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The poster of Fogma with the cast looking a Loki and Bratleby (Matt Damon and Ben Affleck respectively).

The poster of Fogma with the cast looking a Loki and Bratleby (Matt Damon and Ben Affleck respectively).

Dogma (1999)

I’m not the biggest fan of Kevin Smith’s work. I’ve only seen Clerks and it’s animated show which I do like. However, this is, in my opinion, the best film he’s made. The magnum opus of the View Askewniverse if you will

19.01.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nikki Wild take

09.01.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Pearl in a ye-olde nightgown and cap holding a candle as she traverses the hall of an old house.

Pearl in a ye-olde nightgown and cap holding a candle as she traverses the hall of an old house.

#StevenUniverse #Pearl

14.01.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1805    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Head of Sylvia's Security team.

08.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright doing my first ever media thread! πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ύ #mediathread2026
The first thing I watched this year was Galaxy Quest (1999).
I have never watched any Star Trek show yet but I know the more notable stuff. A super fun film that pokes fun at early fandom culture and the creature effects still look great

10.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teeth girl

18.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 918    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Marcy in casual garb, with bat wings growing like horns and a tail that ends in a winged, batlike protrusion, floating casually.

Marcy in casual garb, with bat wings growing like horns and a tail that ends in a winged, batlike protrusion, floating casually.

#AdventureTime #MarcelinetheVampireQueen

18.01.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1763    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
The poster for Spaceballs

The poster for Spaceballs

Spaceballs (1987)

I’ve seen bits and pieces of this on TV and my dad owned the DVD, but this is the first time I’ve watched it in full. Wasn’t laugh out loud funny like Young Frankenstein but it was still pretty funny. I’m gonna be using that β€œCracker Jack box” line to annoy my friends lol

18.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright getting back to these, I saw Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror (2019)
A fantastic documentary on Black peoples’ representation in Horror movies all throughout the genre’s history. It’s free on YouTube so I highly recommend watching this!

15.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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