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lewds and lewd thoughts from America’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits

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awoogynophilia

29.07.2025 09:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(I had to quadruple check that I was posting this one on the alt lol)

28.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think if you deliberately talk me up to maximum horny while I’m on an airplane (and you’re not on the same airplane), I should get a coupon or something for one free You Come To Me And I Suck Your Cock. I don’t make the rules but I should

28.07.2025 18:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s me, I’m woman

22.07.2025 06:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol okay. I do kinda see your point

20.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so. Sorry I guess I found the one answer that’s not hot

20.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m 5’9” I have lost fully two inches thanks to estrogen lmao

20.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all mallories present vote “keep going”

20.07.2025 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[raising hand] i’m sure 🥺

20.07.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A white woman with brown hair and blue eyes lying on a bed. The sheets are white and the comforter is pink. Her makeup is somehow pretty damn good and oh by the way her tits are out

A white woman with brown hair and blue eyes lying on a bed. The sheets are white and the comforter is pink. Her makeup is somehow pretty damn good and oh by the way her tits are out

good night to only lesbians who are nice to me about my lack of experience trying to tan in a two-piece 😘

20.07.2025 05:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And your plan for that is to keep posting hot pictures, each hotter than that last?

…yeah, no objections

20.07.2025 05:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Emily this is considerably even more of a thing and I think you know that

20.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes, I would say so 👀

19.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mm, you certainly know how to get louder, more desperate, and more satisfied noises out of me than anything in this little radio play--it is *such* a pleasure to be used by you 🫦 sounds like a date 💕

19.07.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmk if you think this is fun; I am new to making audio smut 😅 I have ideas for how to make it significantly more of a journey for the listener while keeping the runtime manageable, but idk if anyone even wants to hear this kind of thing from me

18.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Desperately-Needed Solo Time Listen to Desperately-Needed Solo Time by malwhere bites #np on #SoundCloud

...I can’t ask you to just take my word for it 🤭 The final version will have more talking and fewer quiet gaps (this draft is mostly desperate gasping/squealing/moaning). But anyway I hope you enjoy the sound of me going from catastrophically pent-up to having legs made of jelly in 5 minutes flat ✨

18.07.2025 21:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Okay so I recorded a test run and, uh. I sound pretty fucking hot when I’m getting off 😳

18.07.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[cartoon wolf awooga noises]

18.07.2025 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a plan for this. I’m going to come fucking Unglued if I don’t get ten minutes alone with a vibrator soon, so maybe I’ll do a test run with my phone audio tomorrow, and if it’s any good, I’ll upload it, and then I’ll pick up a tape recorder in Berlin and do the real one in like 10 days

18.07.2025 08:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can tell that you have a Gift, and that gift involves writing things that cause subs to lose their taste for the tenuous sense of control that they weren’t really using for anything important anyway

18.07.2025 08:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rereading it is making me do little whimpers. Like, as in, out loud.

18.07.2025 07:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the fact that nobody is currently doing this to me is illegal

18.07.2025 07:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It has been [FOURTEEN] DAYS since, etc.

17.07.2025 07:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

INDEED 🫨

17.07.2025 07:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

absolutely will do; good luck with your surgery and lmk (like, DM me on my main) if there’s literally anything I can do to help ❤️

17.07.2025 07:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sorry this is just the Mallory Needs To Get Fucked Channel until Mallory gets fucked

17.07.2025 07:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Totally understand; LA is really easy for me because I have family there, so that’s definitely doable. Let me know when it’s a good time for you and I’m way into seeing if something fun can happen 😘

17.07.2025 06:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and so they were both

BUSY

17.07.2025 06:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tbh I think it can be REALLY fun when two girls with sub tendencies get together. Nobody takes the need for control too seriously and it can be really sweet ☺️ but sometimes you also find that one person comes out of her shell and puts on her big girl panties and really enjoys taking the reins 😈

17.07.2025 06:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m a little busy for the short term, but, hey, LA/SD is easy for me. If you want to see how things go, I think it’d be genuinely fun 😇

17.07.2025 06:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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