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A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

10.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 8227    🔁 1584    💬 6    📌 33

Locked in?

No sorry honey I'm locked out. Forgot me keys.

09.02.2026 07:31 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Fucker Bowl

09.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 5266    🔁 798    💬 73    📌 14

what if the Milifandom get their wish over a decade on

08.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Good morning fellow epic gamer 😎

03.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
guy vaping on a white leather sofa with heavy vignetting, and the words “we should replace oxygen with swab” over it

guy vaping on a white leather sofa with heavy vignetting, and the words “we should replace oxygen with swab” over it

good morning

03.02.2026 09:50 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….

24.01.2026 00:07 — 👍 13060    🔁 4145    💬 1133    📌 1428

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

01.01.2026 02:30 — 👍 4166    🔁 987    💬 49    📌 33

So when are we fully renaming RStudio to Posit?

22.12.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hospital Admission Rates for Influenza

Hospital Admission Rates for Influenza

ICU Admission Rates for Influenza

ICU Admission Rates for Influenza

Hospital admissions and ICU admissions due to the flu are at a record 10 year high for this time of year.

11.12.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flu wave hits England's busiest A&E - hundreds of patients are arriving a day The BBC visits Leicester Royal Infirmary to witness first-hand how it's coping with an early surge in cases of winter bugs.

GET YOUR FLU JABS THIS YEAR PEOPLE!!!!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.12.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God I have never felt so god damn tiredededed

08.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19
350-degree oven.)
Step 5
Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it.
Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

did… did the dog write this recipe

06.12.2025 18:22 — 👍 4676    🔁 720    💬 88    📌 44
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

02.12.2025 12:21 — 👍 13417    🔁 4119    💬 149    📌 107
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a woman is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` don t cry for me argentina '' . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` don t cry for me argentina '' .

But im crying for her too frfr

02.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LLEGOOOOOOOOO DICIEMBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

01.12.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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:( but...the video... :(

01.12.2025 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I am glad I have google to confirm my long-standing theory about this Sarkozy fella

01.12.2025 23:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy fuck I need to get off the codeine because it's making me sleepy and drowsy and less focused 😭😭😭

19.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I wouldn't normally ever look at polling subsamples, but even with the clear instability of such a small sample size, Labour had a clear lead of basically 50% with 18-24 years olds for the entirety of the last parliament.

Compare that to this year:
never over 50% and since Oct a widening green lead

17.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's wild and unfathomable to Labour that as soon as a party (the Greens) starts talking about hope and a brighter future and pulling people up instead of attacking and demonising a different minority group each week that they surge in the polls!

17.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What in the ever loving FPTP is this

17.11.2025 12:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know right!!!!

16.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well got my referral letter:
Undisplaced fracture of the proximal humerus Greater Tuberosity

Aka the image in the left I think. Which isn't too bad I think?

16.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fell over and fractured my humerus at the shoulder last night. Get to A&E.
15mins after checking in, given a cloth sling and codeine.
15mins after that I get xrayed.
Then it was only 3hours before I got seen, given a packet of codeine, a proper sling and a referral to the fracture clinic.
Very fast!

12.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Good lord Chuck Schumer sure is a stupid idiot huh

11.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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de meest onstabiele verkiezingen...ooit?
letterlijk wat de fok is deze 5-daags gemiddelde?

29.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ik, in de tijdmachine:

26.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Voorlopige analyse van de verkiezinguitslag

26.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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