tom

tom

@tomwalker.bsky.social

I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi

25,431 Followers 164 Following 1,124 Posts Joined May 2023
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Putting a this machine kills fascists sticker on the sybian and side eyeing everyone at the swingers club who doesn’t get on

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1 day ago

Yet to meet one with a con defined build

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1 day ago

Recreating binaries by classifying all my nb friends as strength theys or dex thems

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2 days ago
Homer to Laddie the very smart dog 

Oh YES. A DOG LIKE THIS YOU HAVE TO FEED EVERY DAY

Underrated Simpsons line of the day

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2 days ago

Thank you for listening!

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ep 368 - The Carousel Bar & Ballroom Live Show Podcast Episode · bigsofttitty.png · March 11 · 55m

i couldnt stop laughing listening to this bigsofttitty.png live show (by @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social)

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2 weeks ago
YouTube
Biker DLC but all the cars go 9999x speed even more! YouTube video by Tom Walker

New video of me playing GTA 4's biker DLC with every non-necessary car set to 9999x speed is live now!

Click to watch, like and subscribe!

youtu.be/X2JilRAtekA

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4 days ago

ahhh turns out you have to fuck the dog. okay

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4 days ago

getting emotional because it's 10 pm at night and i just googled "how to show my dog i love her"

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4 days ago
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Excuse me

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4 days ago
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.

Introducing: Piggy

We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it

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5 days ago
A photo of Tom Walker’s sideways face taking up my entire Apple Watch screen

I laugh every time I get a twitch notification on my watch that @tomwalker.bsky.social Is streaming

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6 days ago
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Today at 3pm pacific, 6 eastern: Future Week begins on the DBJ stream. I'm going to look insane. Today we are rewriting an Everybody Loves Raymond episode to be about the future. Here we fucking go: twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

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6 days ago

Let’s go, congrats! Kayo seems sick right now, I’m thinking of trying a brute build at some point because swinging 6 is fun and Levia is cool even if she sucks

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1 week ago

Miss you too Riley

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1 week ago

i hate it here

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1 week ago

I honestly still think about it sometimes because to me it’d be so funny to get them now, when his guard is down

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1 week ago

We don’t think about it

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1 week ago

Yaaaaay

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2 weeks ago

Theo my dear I am so excited for you to be in the city of Sydney, where I reside. How lovely

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2 weeks ago

Oh my god

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2 weeks ago

live on here now!! we love libby!!

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2 weeks ago

On a long enough timeline we all will

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2 weeks ago

Went to the zoo and saw a gawping teen walk up to the giraffe habitat and loudly ask “are those GIRAFFES?!”

Yeah man

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2 weeks ago

Yaaaay (snuggles into you and goes straight to sleep)

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2 weeks ago

Yeah it rocks. Highly recommend getting a silver age deck they’re cheap precons and they’re good

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2 weeks ago

You and me both beef

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2 weeks ago

(Diagnosably) actually they’re flesh and blood cards which is a different game

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2 weeks ago
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Got top 8 at a silver age tournament with Lexi and then graciously decided to lose to my opponent through numerous misplays. The game rules I love to shoot Arrows at Opponents

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2 weeks ago
YouTube
Biker DLC but all the cars go 9999x speed even more! YouTube video by Tom Walker

New video of me playing GTA 4's biker DLC with every non-necessary car set to 9999x speed is live now!

Click to watch, like and subscribe!

youtu.be/X2JilRAtekA

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