Jessikatana 🗡️

Not only does a Tampa Bay loss make the Colts the only 6-1 team in the NFL, but getting to watch the Lions be the ones who beat them up is the cherry on top!

Finding out that the rapture is a fringe ideology among Christians is such a mindfuck for me because it consumed my childhood and my life while I still lived with my parents.

I think Tim Lahaye and Jerry B Jenkins should pay for my fucking therapy, man.

Gotta rant about something unimportant in the grand scheme of things - I love Project Runway and Heidi Klume. Christian Siriano is fine. But not bringing back Tim Gunn is criminal. Absolutely WILD and wrong choice, Freeform!

Love seeing another one bite the dust. Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan.

Discovering that CORN SWEAT is a thing has been a real damper to my day. Especially because my allergies have been on 10 and I live in corn country. Smack dab in the middle of corn fields.
Corn grows in every available empty space in this fucking state and I'm actively dying. 🥹🙃

Started reading The Dresden Files in April and I'm starting book 11 today. Between this and Dungeon Crawler Carl, I've had one wild ride of a reading journey this year.

Nights like these are what you live for. Communion with friends. Simple and sweet and what it's all about.

STOP. I literally just met Jess McKenna, Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane and Kurt Maloney. I am living.

Not to mention the new Intrepid Heroes season of #Dimension20 aires on Wednesday!!

What an exceptional week to be a #Dropout fan. An incredible lineup of shows and, dammit, I have tickets to see Dropout Improv live on Wednesday.
Remember when I said this may just be a stan account at this point?!? 😅

I've listened through 3 #DresdenFiles books this week, alone. I'm in it now. Apparently I'm a sucker for a Fantasy/Mystery series. Go figure.

I literally root for Victoria Groce on Jeopardy Masters like I do for sports. I truly want only good things for her. #jeopardy #jeopardymasters

Part One: Robert Maxwell: How Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad Ruined Science

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ADAM CONOVER?!?

Sitting outside every evening I have off has been a mandatory part of this week long birthday staycation.

If Katy Perry has no haters, I am dead. So at this moment in time, my petty ass, messy ass self is living for this LOUD criticism of that always tone-deaf wannabe. Drag her. Her and all those self righteous millionaires who think anyone cares about their little 5 minute drive through space

Another Kesha Renaissance is exactly what I, no, the world needed. Everyone say "Thank you, Mother"

It's coming up on that dreaded time of the year when my coworkers are reminded that my birthday is on 4/20. 🙃

Why didn't anyone tell me that the Dresden Files are just Anita Blake books with a male protagonist?!?

Hey what can you say? We were overdue. But it'll be over soon, you wait. #thatfunnyfeeling

Letting myself forget a message I preach so often is disheartening as fuck. But a good life lesson.
That job doesn't give a fuck about you, no matter what they try to say.

RIGHT?!? It just feels wholesome right now 😅

Behind the Bastards mentioning Maintenance Phase on these Oprah episodes is a good highlight for the day. Love when my lil corners of the internet collide.

“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb

When the Crown of Candy season of Dimension 20 feels like a comfort watch, you know it must be wild out in the real world. #dimension20 #crownofcandy #dropout

before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.

Well, I can't be on Twitter, Tiktok, or Facebook today. I finished the 6th Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook last night and have to wait until February for the next one. So, Hello Bluesky. 👋🏻 How are we gonna start the revolution this year?