i shot like 2,000 photos and maybe a hundred vids in the six days i was on the ground 🤯
I'm sure you saw but we won late last night
wagged tf out of the dog yo ✨️
and so ended the 2026 dublin teachers strike
thank you!!
@banditelli.org you've got a dm
@banditelli.org
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
congress sounds cool i wish it was real
this shit is all so fucking dumb and i hate it
“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.”
“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
every random place in California is the most beautiful place you've ever seen
just got to beat the final boss right quick
Might be a good time to remember that each of us is profoundly annoying to someone.
everything is a fucking grift
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
In high school, whenever we had a sub in Spanish, we’d watch the first 70 minutes of Selena (classes were 80 mins). At the end of the semester, the teacher asked what we thought about Selena getting killed. And one of my classmates yelled out, she died?! because we’d never made it to the end.
it's gonna be bad
bought a pair of timbs, swag me tf out
no you just ate a bunch of processed food
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
are we dead yet?
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
here's the thing: i'm an undercover fuckup
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
After all this shit is over, if it even ever ends, I ain’t forgiving shit.
