Nick the DM

I really like it when I can like a candidate for reason other than "well they don't like Trump so that's good."

Megyn Kelly is sharing her torture fantasies the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Big Pritz > Little Gav the Walker-Stealer

The explosion of the market when this bubble bursts is... well it's probably going to make dozens of wealthy people sell their second and third yachts.

Libs to leftists: "FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK!"
Also Libs to leftists: Why don't you vote for us?

They're about to go in the air fryer?

Adding it to my CV

Dear center-right liberals. Tell progressives to fuck off more. That'll definitely get them to vote for whatever shitty do-nothing liberal you and the news declare the frontrunner for 2028.

Joined Nov '24

Never fails. Center-right liberals who hate progressives far more than Trump all moved from the Nazi platform right after the election to yell at progressives for their candidate's failure.

Fear not, anonymous person, if they got that from that emoji their hands are not clean either lol

Good boy.

True. That's what good bois do. So take a "good boi" in advance for when you shave.

👀DAMN

Nah. You're cute this way too.

Like serious "spit in my mouth and call me a slut" horny?

Respect

Why does gin make me horny?

What are you gonna tell me youre NOT gonna smooch Ivor from Z-A?

Or you could support all the amazing writers they fired www.gofundme.com/f/help-laido...

How did you think this would go?

"Have you considered getting spitroasted...

.. well it'd fix ME so I just thought..."

If he wins this nomination I swear to GOD I'm going to convention and moving that we not run anyone and back some independent conservative instead because it's what Ben McAdams loves to do.

Nick in black distressed jeans and a grey t

State of the distressing project.

I like distressed jeans. I always have. And making my own to show off the thigh tattoo... that's the best kind.

just a reminder that the 8 Dems who folded need to vote again later in the week (thanks to dumb senate procedure, unsurprisingly)

light their phones up tomorrow at 9AM

Someone distill this and put it directly into a cocktail for me.

There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes

That was ONE TIME and I was on vacation.

Say what you want about Trump, he's got charisma. Can you imagine an army of rednecks driving pickup tricks with giant JD Vance flags?

Word has it the gates will have the words "Work will make you free" on them.