could someone go pee for me. i don't wanna get up
I don’t know if I mentioned this, but when my cleric uses Bless on the party, I throw d4’s at them and shout “THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!”
Anyone else do that?
This is Juffalo talk.
Every time I say “that’s insane” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
“Hey Miss, do you reckon wizards ever doomscroll on their crystal ball?”
“That’s literally what the Palantir are in LotR. Saruman thinks he’s getting visions of the truth but they’re images directly from Sauron sent to consume his thoughts and poison his mind. Drives him mad, turns him evil.”
“🤯”
You Try to Hand Me Something with a Closed Hand but Instead I Give You a Fist Bump and Walk Away: An Autobiography
Childhood terror unlocked.
Nice
What’s your sign?
I remember thinking this when the astronauts were on the Space Station in 2016 and how awkward it must have been for them when they came back down after the election.
My boyfriend grew up in Yugoslavia and apparently International Women’s Day was a HUGE DEAL there. Parades, a day off, celebrations, like, it was a whole huge thing. He tells me it still is. I feel cheated.
wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay
Fun week to be a ballet and opera fan. I enjoy and have performed in both of these. I have a fine arts degree. Suddenly these seem like relevant facts to bring up in conversation.
now that there are no phone booths Clark Kent just strips naked in the street
I bought two pairs of earrings at a market today: one pair looks like bug wings, the other is teeth. They give me gender euphoria because my true gender is “grotesque little gnome.”
Me: pls just let me sleep in til 8
Body: best i can do is 4 but you’ll start to get sleepy again just before work, if it makes you feel any better
youtu.be/KzqWe7uYo_A?...
Pahkin my cah
At the Hotel Massachusetts
Hot take (might delete later) but maybe the manosphere has created a generation of men/boys who can easily be manipulated to fight in a war to prove their manliness and coming of age just in time for a new war and maybe that was its purpose all along.
Nobody says "let's rock and roll" any more. Now they mostly say stuff like "put that down" and "stop biting me"
Tried to delete my ex from my phone contacts and accidentally called him so fuck my life right in the eye.
cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can
The way the guy in that drinks water with his whole mouth wide open gave me nightmares. It was like a pelican.
One of my bird goals is to see a cardinal in real life. They’re so cute!
Every time I put on this deodorant I get a Phil Collins song stuck in my head.
Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine
all of my besties are strangers on the internet
One of these days I’m going to make hating Christopher Nolan my entire personality. Not today, but someday. Gotta have goals.
