QuarrySea

I'm running for governor of Ohio and my first call to action is to change Ohio's national song from Hang On Sloopy to Ohio By Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Suck it The McCoys

My legal team has advised me to clarify my previous post: I inserted one massive clown car down my gaping hole, with 45 clowns inside. It was stuffed, and so was I. ;)

My butthole is a clown car. Ask the 45 clowns i had over last night ;3

Mariah Carey is my favorite ice witch

his balls are heavy dick hard and he's gooning already, the queefing is steady, he's nervous but his balls are ready to bust but the lube oh no he forget it, the wifi is down, his nerves go so loud he's screaming now

Quote #3764: "Oh zagladman, you have the best cheese ever!" - @zagladman to himself"

No Kings Day was yesterday! Happy to finally have a day where we're released from the tyranny of King Charles III. #BringBackPrinceAndrew

2cute pooped today

I love him. I want to pet his little googly eyes.

you ever sync up Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd? Thats Nothing Sync up Debbie Does Dallas and Pink Floyd Instead. Peak Cinema

10 Points to Gryffindor! 💙🦁

@jdvancevpotus.bsky.social Hey couch fucker

This one's for JEB!

pee pee poo poo something something I've lost my will to live

the last message from WarpLotus

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The 2028 election will be Trump vs. Zohran Mamdani. Both can't run, which makes them perfect candidates for this alternate dimension hell hole I'm stuck in.

we are now taking butt stuff, cum on in Lads

Never have I ever in the back seat of a Honda. #7Virginities

Damn, those people on the Epstein list are about to get their lives RUINED! On a completely unrelated note, I'm deeply in need of financial assistance to flee the U.S. Donate here: streamelements.com/quarrysea/tip

salt the chicken wings and bake them at 300º for 35 minutes, take them out, season them how you want and finish them in a very high heat, like a fryer, air fryer or broiler

I am a weak twink and I cannot lift a Toyota Prius over my head ( BTW I give massive powerbottom vibes)

anyone in the downtown Gothenburg area looking for a gooning partner? bald bears and femboys are cool with me, no women tho pls

Does someone need a bingo?

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The worst part of growing up in rural Alabama was being nicknamed Satellite antenna TV boy, cause I was bald, well that and the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt

Yes The rumors are truly my Balls are as hairy as my beard and it feels nice

No one tell @jackboxgames.com I'm going pantsless on stream tonight, okay? O.O

I saw Lisa's Met Gala look, and I want the record to stand that I had no problem with Rosa Parks being on her crotch! I also wonder if she was on the back of the bus, if you know what I mean ;)

crush me with your thicc thighs mommy (this is a message to a very specific Disney character, luv u bby)