Tray Dawg

I cannot emphasize enough how OTHER WAY AROUND these Step 2 instructions are. Good Christ.

‘It just clicked’: D’Astous, James band together through NHL emergence for Lightning | Tampa Bay Lightning First-year Bolts Dominic James and Charle-Edouard D’Astous have developed a friendship during their climb to the NHL

STORY: First year #GoBolts Dominic James and Charle-Edouard D’Astous have become close friends during their climb to the NHL.

I talked with the Tampa Bay Lightning duo on adjusting to NHL life and their bond: www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...

Chipotle it is 2025 put your salt in to-go packets

I feel like if your car is in the "Comfort" category of rideshare apps, maybe it shouldn't reek of cigarette smoke? My olfactory system deserves comfort too damnit.

Hormonal medication is so rude

I think I got more of my cat's medicine on my arm than in her mouth. Meh.

Why does this game feel like it's been 3 hours long but it started 67 minutes ago

I should really wait 2 minutes to post this shouldn't I

(Disclaimer: I'm not seriously looking, BUT...)

Why's the part of Denver I want to live in the most gotta be the most expensive part of Denver? Boooo.

I'm really not meant for this whole working thing.

Oh right, daylight savings happened or whatever, no wonder I'm awake hella early.

Darn you waived icing!

Anyway, pro-tip: don't fuck with my friends.

I feel like I should be able to think of more than 2 of their songs. I'm drunk, sorry, but I can only remember "nights in white satin" and "I know you're out there somewhere" structurally. I know I know "your wildest dreams" but my brain is not registering it. It's tswifts fault :(

GOD I FUCKING HATE TECHNOLOGY SOMETIMES.

Um. Anyway, go Bolts.

My dad was also a Moody Blues fan. Hope they're rocking out together. Also, I tried posting this 56 times earlier and it did not work on my end so I'm sorry if you get spammed to hell on my post attempts.

What the fuck. I thought going into the Denver altitude would make me be drunk while I was drinking there but no, now that I'm back, I'm WEEEEEEE.

GOAL: Zemgus Girgensons gets his first of the year, it's 1-0 #GoBolts midway through the first period

ZANGOOSE

Yes I see posts about it here now too, I just saw it on Reddit first.

What a terrible day to be literate whilst perusing r/hockey.

I just... can y'all STOP DOING GROSS SHIT???

I'm not ready to go back to Tampa 😭

Fuck. I have to leave tomorrow. That's real dumb.

Y'all this altitude is fucking my shit up. This is like my 8th time going to Denver and it's never been this bad. There are other extenuating circumstances so I get it but wow is it annoying.

A travesty.

Woooo boy this is a strong cocktail 🤪

Ok so Drury almost got fucking beheaded but sure, let's call him for that.

Low key mad that my Whalers jersey didn't fit in my bag.

High key mad it doesn't fit on my body anymore.

Oo.god please do not do anything during the game inspired by Clint Malarchuk

The perfect temperature to land in Denver. And if you don't know why, why are you even following me 😉

Yo @ajhaefele.bsky.social was Ohio on that list you posted a few months ago of insane pizza rankings?