jackheathwriter πŸ“š

jackheathwriter πŸ“š

@jackheathwriter.bsky.social

I come from a parallel universe where Bob Belcher is a cannibal jackheathwriter.com

216 Followers 65 Following 115 Posts Joined Sep 2024
3 days ago
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Happy international women's day.
#internationalwomensday #Drwho

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3 days ago

In this case, though, I'm the one who did the separating, so I guess that makes me less like a sentence-adopter and more like a sentence-kidnapper

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3 days ago

I can't explain it but I love adopting sentences which have been tragically separated from their context

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3 days ago

In Australia we GAIN an hour if that helps
(it doesn't, because they do it on a different day)

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3 days ago

Update: I know have time for the recommendations but the thread has vanished?

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3 days ago

YAY, new IBCK! Time for me to find an excuse to drive somewhere that's about half an hour away

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3 days ago

I just want to make sure that everyone knows Trump's war of choice in Iran is costing us $900 million a day according to the latest figures

Not $900 a day, not $9,000 a day, not $90,000 a day, not $900,000 a day, not $9 million a day, not $90 million a day

$900 million a day

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4 days ago
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

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4 days ago
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Did you #quitgpt yet?

Read this post by author @jackheathwriter.bsky.social
to make the jump.

OpenAi pirated content, consumed 500 mill litres of water/year, slopped the internet, ran a 2$ annotation sweatshop in Kenya , & co-founders Altman, Greg Brockman and Musk donated $300 million to Trump.

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3 days ago
CNN headline: DRUMMER GETS AXED ON LIVE TV
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3 days ago

P3t3 H3gs3th has visited combat *zones*, but his only actual combat *experience* is that time he threw an axe at a marching band

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3 days ago
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Another resignation - just 15 months after signing on.
Caitlin Kalinowski made a principled decision for her career and she'll be all the more successful for it.

#quitgpt

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1 week ago
Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

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1 week ago
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michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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1 week ago

(in case you haven't played the game, that is not even close to true)

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1 week ago
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Hahaha
AI search got me pretty good the other day

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1 week ago

I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE INTERESTING RECOMMENDATIONS

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1 week ago
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The other day I was supposed to be working but I got distracted and next thing I knew I had designed and ordered this mug

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1 week ago
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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1 week ago

ME TOO, OMG!!! ♾️

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1 week ago

Hahaha, yup - torment nexus

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1 week ago

Right. I feel like I remember a period when we all thought YouTube would democratize filmmaking? Instead it kind of did to TV what the iPod shuffle did to albums

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1 week ago

I never heard of that! Thanks for the rec. Though I just now realised that everything I want from a TV show I could get way more easily from a book πŸ€”

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1 week ago

Hot take: no show should EVER be more than two seasons long. After that it should belong to the fanfic writers, artists and cosplayers 🌈✨ 🀩

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1 week ago

Ha, I can hear the vomit sound in my head

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1 week ago

ARGH, how did you get that image so quickly πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago

"I have three Y chromosomes, six adam's apples, pecs on my abs and FISTS FOR NIPPLES!"

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1 week ago

If I could change one thing about the world, I would hack YouTube and ensure that any teenage boys who searched for Andrew Tate were instead served with that episode of Gravity Falls where Dipper meets the Manators

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3 weeks ago

Now THERE'S a guy with a healthy spine and no kids

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3 weeks ago
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How to make a scary villain Oh my God, I was so YOUNG...

In the process of searching for non-evil social networks, I remembered I had a Vimeo account, and found this video of myself as a baby writer 🀭 vimeo.com/37049109

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