Eating nerd gummy clusters and watching people play dnd on YouTube we ain’t getting shit done today
Or at least a moderate scolding
Getting raising canes drive through and the person said “chicken chicken which combo are you picking” and I think it should be illegal to make your employees do that
Should I try and get back into this site or nah? Are people appropriately degenerates?
On this Trans day of Visibility I will fist fight your transphobic parents. I will also do it on every other day
Is there any other way?
Who up disassociating at their job
Sorry I woke up horny and stupid it will happen again
Clocking into my cubicle job dreaming of clocking into my having someone sit on my face job
Watching a dude crash out over disrespect that he got over a decade ago on Facebook really puts things in perspective like Jesus Christ man go outside
Sex on the third date? How old fashioned. Let’s get married.
ugh
Having a crush in your 30s is bullshit, what do you mean I want to pine for someone? I got bills to pay
I hate being needy like what the fuck do you mean I want attention? Don’t you know you could be watching sick monster truck tricks on YouTube?
My favorite part of going to the gym is I’ve got this fucking dump truck now. Cane out of nowhere. No idea what to do with it but it’s neat
You deserve all the love homie
Retiring not returning. Okay Garfield you’re right fuck a Monday
Jogged six miles, dogshit coworker announced they’d returning, about to have a nice little coffee hang. Sorry Garfield this is a good Monday
Oscar noms? Yeah I got one for you, best grouch!
I was a little cutie last night so I’m sharing it with the world
Fuck his executive orders. #NonBinary #NBPride
Mass deportations are starting on Tuesday, please spread the word, THIS IS NOT DRILL!
Truly my hero
Being snuggled right now would fix me tbh
Stay safe and warm homie
Judge, Judy, and Executioner
Movies I cry at as a scale for how depressed i am:
Up - Fine, this is human
Home Alone - Uh oh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - oh geez oh fuck
Sorry I’m not gonna get any work done today, I’m reading about famous prison escapes and that sounds better than data entry
I’m watching ER all the way through for the first time and as a kid I was all about Noah Wyle but as an adult, Eriq La Salle…hello
