Chef Luis Fayad

The Last of Us is gonna lose allll of its juice if we're really gonna have to wait like 18-24 months for season 3...and then another 18-24 months for season 4...

I was definitely selling myself short with the people I was trying to pursue immediately after my divorce lmao

I think Gen Z is so anti-sex and anti-everything being sexualized because, if looks don't matter its one less thing to compete and be a loser at and those kids can't handle rejection for shit

I think my biggest flex is that I still have a friendly relationship with pretty much every former intimate partner lol
Like...most of my FWB are just friends now...without benefits lmao

Happy 11th birthday to this sweet chonk

Does Gabriel Iglesias just follow WWE shows around?
That fat bitch seems to appear on every episode of #MondayNightRaw

I hope Ralph Fiennes can clear his schedule so suddenly

MAGA "Christians" don't deserve to celebrate #Easter

Bro this is why I moved out of the PNW. Nothing but a bunch of kids who grew up rich and now "hate" mommy and daddy's money because it's cool to do so and they wanna pretend to be "the good whites who care about brown people and the impoverished"

And I say this as someone comfortably home because I voted for Kamala lmao

MAGAts freaking out about Green Day again

Good. Fuck North Carolina

They voted for him. Let them suffer for it

John Oliver has become increasingly difficult to listen to when most main stories are about obscure bullshit that seems really hard to care about right now.

"Our main story tonight is the long haired albino people of South Carolina whose rights are-"

Oh my god who fucking cares

Good. Fuck him

Whoever at Netflix decided to subject us to listening to Vicky White's hillbilly phone sex is going straight to super hell

bOtH sIdEs ArE tHe SaMe

The show should honestly just open with THAT THING happening to kick off season 2
#TheLastOfUs

Got my hair did

Lmao what a bitch

Get ready for #DeadCatBounce Tuesday

This country deserved to fail as soon as this moment didn't lock up the nomination for him

Where'd Jill Stein go, guys?

Serious question: why does every fucking doctor's office ask me to "check in online" and every time I do so, I still have to fill out the same fucking form in person when I get there?

It's almost the dumbest people you know that think they need to start a fucking podcast

My girlfriend thought Iyo Sky was portraying a racist caricature. I had to explain that's her real accent lmao

I'm tired of people sucking ass at their jobs. I wish you could see the look on my face as I was staring at the manager behind the counter as we both watched his poorly-trained employee absolutely butcher wrapping my burrito at Chipotle.
I told him to fucking re-wrap that shit.
Unacceptable

Bruh...this Avocado Green Mattress I just bought is the best mattress I've slept on...
A little pricey for a king sized bed at $2400 but totally worth the money...and significantly cheaper than some other beds I tested out (some were approaching 10k just for the mattress)

Never in my life did I think I'd spend over $2k on a mattress...yet here we are. I feel old.
What's my age again?

I'm going full talkie praying being in the bluest state in the country keeps me safe.
Sorry red states. Next four years are gonna be rough