Marks and Spencer’s iced spiced buns are the best of all the buns
I still have to rifle through my short term memory when Jack’s name is mentioned
I love the way they keep saying ‘The traitors must be keeping me in for some reason!’
No- you’re just too inconsequential to mention
Er and the whole premise of the programme
It’s bonkers and scary and gory and a right good thriller
Have you seen Weapons? We’re totally gripped and keep gasping and shrieking
I dodged every Xmas based food stuff in Sainsbury’s (but I did buy reduced candle)
Still eating Xmas pudding. For lunch
Just unfollowed blocked a so called women’s self help ‘accept yourself’ instagram guru who’s filmed herself recovering from a deep plane face and neck left. Internalised misogyny runs deep
She plays those raddled old moneyed women so well
Jennifer Saunders in the Amandaland Xmas special was 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂
I bloody wish. I still have 785 years left on my mortgage
Well I’m sleeping through the night for the first time in ….checks watch…. 11 years so I hope so
Christmas hot dogs here- skinny sausages, melted Camembert and cranberry sauce in a finger roll
You’re not going to dump it outside the local charity shops like the residents of Tolworth? You scamp
I’ve just done my leftovers fry up. Added Parmesan for an oooh la la then gravy. Was 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m doing No Spenduary. Come join me
And there’s a +10 pick up
Just meaner. The game is out of your hands more and at the mercy of others. There’s a card where you can swap your cards with anyone you choose
We’ve been playing Uno No Mercy and it’s RELENTLESS
I can’t risk anything too chewy anymore <sucks £3000 implant thoughtfully>
After Eights are the best Christmas chocolate. I won’t be taking questions at this time
Lool
My son just opened the box of After Eight Mints FROM THE END. I’ve sellotaped it, opened it properly and have contacted my legal team
Great article
Yes! We’ve only seen it 54 times
The kids are doing a 1000 piece jigsaw of Her Majesty The Queen that my daughter won in a quiz and the cat is helping
That’s exactly what mine looked like but they were still delicious
Festive Felicitations to you all 😍😍🧑🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄💃💃💃💃
Agreed
