Paul Fleetwood

I've put all of my trousers into the wash so I can't pop out and get more beers when I, shortly, run out.

I suppose I have my Tux and a funeral suit left, but wouldn't feel appropriate

Top: a bell curve on an x axis that’s labeled “NORMAL DISTRIBUTION” Bottom: a ghost in a sheet hovering over an x-axis that’s labeled “PARANORMAL DISTRIBUTION”

Happy Halloween! 🎃👻🤓

That's just how white guys looked in the 70s

they did give a hint in the lyrics

The unconditional love of an electric blanket is one of the best things.

I remember my Pa being a combination of bewildered and furious, while me and my sister were delighted

I suspect Rubber Soul is the album when their fanbase transitioned from teeny bopper girl to chin stroking young man.

That the US uses foodstamps is bonkers, instead of inventing a parallel currency, they could just use their normal currency, sticking it on topup cards, if they're sure rich people are better at frugally spending money than a poor person

Such bad policy

I love Kemi's self-confidence in face of all evidence, like a classic British sitcom character.

A thought I never expected to have: House of Windsor currently beating the US government on transparency and accountability.

I remember testing every PC and putting on a sticker to say they were y2k ready.

That morons think it all happened by magic never ceases to annoy me.

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@vladvexler.bsky.social is on insightful form, even by his standards, during this chat

I remain of the opinion the legitimate son of a monarch is a prince, and the wife of a monarch is always a queen, whether they use those titles or not, that's still what they are, and therefore they have legitimate pressable claims

I may have played far too much CK2

The value of public R&D

Government has published one of those quiet but important documents that might get overlooked as it is not 'newsy'. The headline finding is that £1 of public R&D investment generates £8 in net economic benefits for the UK over the long term
www.gov.uk/government/p...

You get all the focus because you're the next in line when you cheat on your wife, but your brother, your mother's favourite, goes around doing terrible things with no consequence because he's your brother, and your mother's favourite.

And then you become the King..

Wish I hadn't wondered how high up the the first places to go they are on the Russian list.

Especially as I live in London

Got to love our little pint sized silver prince for having a great message and in no way going out to annoy an absolute shit tonne of people on X

Really wish I'd washed out the pressure cooker last time I used it, encountered a mouldy something, clearly made with pesto, was fairly horrific.

We know, but we still read the 2nd hand Guardian gossip, so no need to show us the man behind the curtain.

What a horrific waste of words and effort.

If he retains power, through nefarious and unconstituional means, it will not be through regaining the presidency legitamately.

Prepping to make a new autumnal soup idea.

It's going to be deep fried broccoli, roast spuds for carbs, and egg yolks infused with as much blue cheese as viable (heated on a bain-marie).

I wanted Stilton but the Co-op only had Roquefort, but I think it'll do for the experiment

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Niche Gripen-E porn

At the moment it's falling upon my sister, and she's finding doing a difficult job and managing my parents very hard, but they won't trust me to be a useful grown-up because I was a bad son 35 years ago

My Ma keeps on falling over and smashing herself, Pa puts her somewhere for a few minutes, and tells her not to move, she gets bored, moves, and falls over crashing her head into the floor, and then gets upset Pa loses his temper with her whilst cleaning up the blood.

They still won't let me help.

maybe it's a look mild stroke victims share

Aeroflot to Replicate Airbus and Boeing Parts Amid Sanctions Aeroflot, Russia's largest airline, has announced plans to collaborate with Rosatom State Nuclear Energy Corporation to produce replicas of aircraft p

What could possibly go wrong?

Proper, the UK doesn't punish failure properly candidate of century, so far.

#Free

5 statues of children with polio holding charity collection boxes

They were fairly brutal

I'd pretty aggressive towards humans under such circumstances, too