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The podcast for laughing at the failures, crimes, and insanity of military history Hosted by @jkass99.bsky.social @gotitatguineys.bsky.social @inthesedeserts.bsky.social @animejlumyan.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys

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This episode is very informative and very fucking wild. And hilarious

24.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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EARLY EPISODE: The Sand Creek Massacre | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨US Forces lie to the people of the Great Plains, convince them they are under the protection of the US government for the purpose of negotiations and commit a crime so horrible that it forces congress to investigate.
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23.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 402 - Operation Barras Stream Episode 402 - Operation Barras by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨A Sierra Leonean rebel group modeled after American West Side Gangsters and ripped out of their minds on drugs, kidnaps a patrol of British soldiers, sparking a rescue mission.

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23.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

lmao just listened to the M-16 episode of @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social last night

24.02.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Contains two all-time great instances of my favorite LLBD trope:

Absurdist riff > "Hold that thought" > "Oh fuck off!"

23.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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EARLY EPISODE: The Sand Creek Massacre | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨US Forces lie to the people of the Great Plains, convince them they are under the protection of the US government for the purpose of negotiations and commit a crime so horrible that it forces congress to investigate.
www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

23.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 402 - Operation Barras Stream Episode 402 - Operation Barras by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨A Sierra Leonean rebel group modeled after American West Side Gangsters and ripped out of their minds on drugs, kidnaps a patrol of British soldiers, sparking a rescue mission.

m.soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...

23.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Fuck it why not.

I'm Joe and host @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social

I have at least one book coming out this spring/summer (fantasy)

If you want me to come on your show, DM me.

22.02.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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EARLY EPISODE: Operation Barras | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨A Sierra Leonean rebel group modeled after American West Side Gangsters and ripped out of their minds on drugs, kidnaps a patrol of British soldiers, sparking a rescue mission.

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

15.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 401 - The battle of Lake Peipus Stream Episode 401 - The battle of Lake Peipus by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨We examine what happens when Alexander Nevsky and the Livonian Order go head-to-head for a battle on the ice. No, not like thatβ€”no pucks, no skates, and way more bog mud than could possibly be healthy.
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17.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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EARLY EPISODE: Operation Barras | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨A Sierra Leonean rebel group modeled after American West Side Gangsters and ripped out of their minds on drugs, kidnaps a patrol of British soldiers, sparking a rescue mission.

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

15.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta listen to the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social series on The Order.

15.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 400 - The Battles of Khalkhin Gol and the Nomohan Incident Stream Episode 400 - The Battles of Khalkhin Gol and the Nomohan Incident by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨the Empire of Japan and the Soviet Union fight over the Mongolian border, a stretch of lifeless steppe with no cover, trees, or established supply lines.

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13.02.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BONUS EPISODE: The 1453 Fall of Constantinople | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨easy 5 Minute Hacks to reassign your attackers somewhere on the lahmacun-doner meat spectrum.

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13.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BONUS EPISODE: The 1453 Fall of Constantinople | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨easy 5 Minute Hacks to reassign your attackers somewhere on the lahmacun-doner meat spectrum.

www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

13.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 400 - The Battles of Khalkhin Gol and the Nomohan Incident Stream Episode 400 - The Battles of Khalkhin Gol and the Nomohan Incident by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨the Empire of Japan and the Soviet Union fight over the Mongolian border, a stretch of lifeless steppe with no cover, trees, or established supply lines.

m.soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...

13.02.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

12.02.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lads are in peak form on this one, alternate reality Space Jam had me laughing good.

05.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relistening to the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social series on Stalingrad and it is Joe's best work.

Also love the work of @inthesedeserts.bsky.social, it's funny that there is a very real chance I attended a bunch of shows at Deer Creek Music Center in Noblesville with him in the the 90s/early 2000s

05.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I highly recommend the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episode on the Battle of Athens, about a Tennessee sheriff and allies that did poll intimidation and other stuff to rig the system

05.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent most of the time listening to this both horrified and disassociating as more and more preventable bad things happened. Then the mustard gas showed up.

05.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BONUS EPISODE: The Air Raid on Bari | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨The Luftwaffe conducts a large air raid on the Allied-held Italian port of Bari. What they didn't know was that the American liberty ship, the SS John Harvey, was carrying thousands of pounds of Mustard Gas.
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05.02.2026 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Halfway there

30.01.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in the South must now learn Armenian

30.01.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This podcast has lasted longer than the confederacy.

Fuck your stars and bars.

30.01.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Episode 398 - The Kagera War: Part 4 Stream Episode 398 - The Kagera War: Part 4 by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨The Mighty Sherman Tank rides into battle.....in 1979. All of this and more in the conclusion to our series on the Kagera War!

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30.01.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social

28.01.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social just did an excellent episode on this. It's not just crap in the way a lot of military vehicles are. This is a horror movie. They managed to take a working design and make it so shit that you can be horribly injured by it just riding in the back for a bit.

25.01.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 397 - The Kagera War: Part 3 Support the show on Patreon and get the conclusion to our series right now! https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-episode-4-148529099 The Ugandan military stumbles over a series of problems of their o

Wow, this episode of @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social has everything. Wrapping up the Kaegera War with reminders why you don't fuck with French diplomat's wives, East German diplomats having bad luck, the last charge led by Sherman tanks and Mayor Zohran Mamdani's dad.
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27.01.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How you could look if you listened to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social and @bloodwork.show in da gym

27.01.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0