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Incoming administration metaphor manifests into reality

Bush Sr. did Nakatomi.

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

Like white water off a duck’s back. 🌊

guill-ty as charged

"You haven't made nearly enough money," retirement experts say. "You fucked up big time," they continue.

Snoopy Kaiju

Which leads to the obvious question: How now?

Pancakes By GIR2007 : GIR2007 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive One of the many videos that made GIR2007 famous on YouTube. This video was about his favorite foods. Pancakes.

I like to make pancakes, because they’re so very tasty… archive.org/details/panc...

Indeed he is Bene Gesserit fan fiction made manifest

Rubber ducky you’re the one 🐤

Feeling it

Pacino with a milk mustache after hitting a snort

This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.

When you're on your way home and need just one more thing