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Risto the Aristo

@ristothearisto.bsky.social

I play games and block art selling fuck nugget spammers. If you're trying to sell me your shitty ass art, you can go fuck yourself. https://www.tiktok.com/@ristothearisto https://www.twitch.tv/aristoristo https://www.youtube.com/ristothearisto

98 Followers  |  70 Following  |  125 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2023  |  1.8323

Latest posts by ristothearisto.bsky.social on Bluesky

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You know what, fuck it: I reviewed some dog food from #Arbys

#thegobbler #macncheese #Review #twitch

09.11.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Outer Worlds 2 Is Actually Good
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo The Outer Worlds 2 Is Actually Good

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW79... fuck it, I reviewed the Outer Worlds 2. #TheOuterWorlds2 #Obsidian #gaming

29.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I carved a pumpkin on my Twitch stream because I'm a fucking idiot. His name is Fat Jack. Enjoy.

29.10.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 is BORING
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 is BORING

youtu.be/WOLn2dv0OQo i did a video. yikes. #bloodlines2 #review #gaming #vampirethemasquerade

27.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Last Golden Era Call of Duty
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo The Last Golden Era Call of Duty

Shamefully shameless promotion of a Black Ops 2 video I did, please enjoy. youtu.be/PNBp-gG_6AQ #blackops #callofduty

03.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ดDaily annoyance with another live posting from yours truly. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo Live on #Twitch with Dying Light The Beast #DyingLightTheBeast Come say fuck!

19.09.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What the fuck. Going live on #Twitch with some #DyingLightTheBeast ๐Ÿ”ด twitch.tv/aristoristo

18.09.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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streaming some Metro Last Light Redux on #Twitch. Fuck it. ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ดwww.twitch.tv/aristoristo

14.09.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm late but bout to fulfill my destiny as a fucking slob and review a lunchly on #twitch . If I shit myself, it's Logan Paul's fault. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด

10.09.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ดAbsolute fucking idiot streams Silent Hill 3. Join in why dont'cha? www.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch

05.09.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ดGoing live on twitch playing some old shit because I'm fucking dusty old. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch

04.09.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Movie Based Garbage - Reservoir Dogs (PS2)
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo Movie Based Garbage - Reservoir Dogs (PS2)

I worked on another vid. yikes. youtu.be/D3fljHFCbIk #youtube #ps2

01.09.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ดHello. I am streaming a game on #twitch. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo

31.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To all the graphic designer bots who are followed to me because they are trying to sell me trash: Go eat a fuckin' dick.

31.08.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Live now playing Chrono Trigger come by and say hi! www.twitch.tv/PriceP0tato?...

29.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Xbox players finally getting to play helldiver's 2 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #helldivers2 #xbox #promosky

29.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ดAlways shootin' my shot. Playin some wolfenstein 2 whatever title, colossus. don't know. #twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo

28.08.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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goin live on twitch with bullshit and MGS Delta ๐ŸŸฅwww.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch #MetalGearSoliddelta

27.08.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ด #Twitch asshole plays Metal Gear Solid Delta. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo

26.08.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ดfuck it, goin live on #twitch twitch.tv/aristoristo

25.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs (Part III)
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs (Part III)

youtu.be/xkvMvq34oUU final part of my socom videos. no more lol RIP Zipper. #youtube #socom #sony #playstation

25.08.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What's this? more #Twitch streaming shit? www.twitch.tv/aristoristo Live, say hi maybe say something stupid? ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด

23.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of Aeryn in an elegant, sleeveless black dress with delicate patterns.   She is pictured posing on a magazine cover resembling Vogue.  The text on the dark red cover says "Artfight tips with Aeryn Nyx," "Advice and experience on playing BG3 with a friend that has low perception" (referencing Lira's constantly missing things in game),  "13 reasons to choose pineapple on pizza" (Lira hates pineapple and I find it funny), and "150+ best looks and poses for gposing and drawing."  The QR code links to Aeryn's carrd.

Illustration of Aeryn in an elegant, sleeveless black dress with delicate patterns. She is pictured posing on a magazine cover resembling Vogue. The text on the dark red cover says "Artfight tips with Aeryn Nyx," "Advice and experience on playing BG3 with a friend that has low perception" (referencing Lira's constantly missing things in game), "13 reasons to choose pineapple on pizza" (Lira hates pineapple and I find it funny), and "150+ best looks and poses for gposing and drawing." The QR code links to Aeryn's carrd.

I received some beautiful Aeryn art from my dear friend @lirabeeart.bsky.social today! And yes, we coincidentally came up with Vogue covers for Aeryn around the same time--Lira's art and my recent gpose. It's tough sharing a brain sometimes!
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23.08.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด Idiot wearing a hat goes live, chaos ensues. (Playing some old Call of Duty on PS2) #twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo

22.08.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs (Part II)
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs (Part II)

youtu.be/HDiB5WejGbg I did a second video on SOCOM. #sony #youtube #ps2 #socom

22.08.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ดguy with hat goes live on #twitch, you won't believe the results! twitch.tv/aristoristo

20.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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playing some shit on stream. ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด www.twitch.tv/aristoristo ๐Ÿ”ซ #twitch

18.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs
YouTube video by Risto The Aristo The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs

youtu.be/5zYEHzBTqww the shit I did to make a vid for #SOCOM. Bring it back #Sony #playstation

18.08.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck them assholes

16.08.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a ffxiv meme made by you

Garlean Yelp review: "WoL Pizza is forged of falsehoods. Its toppings are built on deceit. And its crust is an instrument of deception. It is naught but a cheesepull of lies."

15.08.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

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