falco

The Jesus Lizard regret to announce the cancellation of their scheduled October 2025 dates in New Zealand, Australia and Japan, as well as their November 2025 dates in the United States. Upon the advice of medical professionals following a serious health incident affecting one of the band members

Also I am doing some stand up at the Stand in Edinburgh, starts on the 14th Aug, 8 dates.

Don’t worry not understanding is something I do

Aahhhh

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yes! That’s the plan

it is VERY nice. Hayden knocked it out of the park(s)

mcluskymclusky.bandcamp.com/merch

it’s bandcamp fee free friday

maybe you know what that means - maybe you don’t

anyway, we have three t-shirts to hawk

yes, you’re right, they are lovely

maybe you could buy one (or 15)

pre-order is running for a month then i’ll/we’ll send them out

falco x

mclusky (UK) - Torquay Hotel mclusky, masters of razor-sharp wit, jagged riffs and unrelenting energy return to Australia in 2026 celebrating the release of their first new album in 20 years: the world is still here and so are we...

I'LL SHOW YOU

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the classic couple

I think it was Gandhi who said that first

you may be on to something

we may have big touring news soon. hopefully you’ll buy tickets. if you don’t we’ll still tour and have fun but promoters will hate us

your choice

I am fully in support of Holiday inn bars

drinking in hotels is expensive but wonderful

we’ve got some fine new songs, by the way. this rock music thing is a wonderful piece of piss

one day I hope to write on mirrors like the greats

I’m writing lyrics in this here bar (hey, my family are asleep) and at the risk of being a low budget bill hicks impersonator until the end of my days someone just asked why I was writing

Huckleberry ROFL

A mark twain quote written on a mirror in bar for reasons best known to the owner of the mirror. Also me, but only in reflection (actual reflection)

luv 2 see inspirational mark twain quotes written on a mirror in a holiday inn bar

smiley face and wonky fucking heart indeed

ANOTHER hits one week from today. Get a copy (please) and come say hi!

on this, certainly. I enjoyed his book but I think I just have read it 8000 years ago

once I got drunk and took my trousers off and walked into a lake. that's the only genuinely crazed thing I've ever done

this one time I left at 1pm and didn't even pay for a late check-out

can you imagine if he DID DRUGS?????? so crazy, this drug-ists!

hey back!

pretty easy to raise hell when someone else has to clean up after you, I'd imagine

Where Oasis, the Killers and Noddy Holder raised hell: Britpop’s debauched HQ, the Columbia hotel Noel Gallagher named a song after it, Marc Almond practically moved in and the Killers had a bathtub reserved for puking in – but was it rock’n’roll, or just a bit tragic?

even the corniest corn-balls in corn-town need a place to lay their corn-heads

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

went to Asda in Cheltenham on the Saturday morning (not proud of it but I needed food) and a woman in a big hat said ‘you look too happy, luv’. She had a lot of gin in a trolley. Perhaps she had a point

we would have needed a fan the size of the PA the other day. it was crazy. we’re just not prepared for full on heat in this country

also feel incredibly privileged to be able to do two shows over two days with two different bands - it's not luck exactly (and fuck me there's a lot of shit to remember) but it's not taken for granted x