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The cursed traffic cone

Chinchillah was für Cheers ich mach dich Krankenhaus amina koyim

OH AND GRADLE! FUCK GRADLE!

I hate everything about kotlin, the yuv420_888 format, especially because 42088 is a Nazi dogwhistle, about Godot plugins and fucking logcat and android studio and no I don't wanna sign up to Gemini, I'm already screaming at deepseek

If you can't handle me at my

You don't deserve me at my

YouTube video by Tarsyth It's meloonics monday (aka tuesday)

Extraordinary meloonics Monday, because it's my birthday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN6m...

Also that person in your shared apartment who can't even wash their own dishes, tie their own shoes but can never shut up about how they know the solution to some foreign conflict thousands of miles away? Kick them out. And I mean literally kick them until they leave

If you're feeling frustrated with your local group of comrades, always remember that those performative tryhard misandrists are either feds or whores of the patriarchy and it's completely perfectly fine to throw rocks at them.

Elf is german for eleven. So you think I'm an 11? Thanks, I think you're pretty cool yourself

@heidireichinnek.dielinkebt.de bitte nimm dich vor dem großen blonden fake-gebräunten Muskelpaket in acht

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Prove it by becoming my best friend

Can someone reach out to 50cent and ask him if he would write a diss track against tencent or is he too much of a chicken shit?

THEIR TERMS OF POLICY 🫠

This shit ain't nothing to me man.
AI language models around the world change their terms of policy to strictly forbid the use of their services while under the influence of cannabis because of me

I rember

Asking an AI to explain how something works is like being the yellow guy in an episode of Don't Hug Me ,I'm scared

🇦🇹AUSTRIANS🇦🇹
a friend of mine got ripped off by their previous landlord and need a place to stay in VIENNA ASAP! If you even know someone in the area that might be useful, so don't hesitate to get in touch, please!
#austria #vienna #wien #österreich #oesterreich #wohnungssuche #couchsurfing

Sadly, due to serious personal health issues I am going to extend the deadline by 2 months, to February 28th 2026, but hopefully I can have something to show by the end of the year as well, even if it's just a small promo image thingy or sumn

What if someone dropped a nuclear bomb on you but it was a dud, so it doesn't go off, yet kills you anyways, because it's still multiple tons of metal falling on your head

This tickles all the right neurons in my brain

Always bet on greninja

Ok, I'm on mobile now. Sorry for derailing your post, here's the promised funny

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IT KEEPS DOING THAT ON PC WHYYYYY DO MY IMAGES GET CORRUPTED AGHHHH

Not disagreeing or trying to be snarky or patronizing, just, try not to get baited into wasting ur time. Check out this elastic hamster

Can you post a photo or footage of you petting your cats? Just making sure you're doing healthy things irl, and don't spiral into an infinite "look at this [completely irrelevant asshole]'s opinion" loop that'll leave you drained and won't do anything besides distract you and nuke your happiness

your account got kirkd

If the shooter's first name is Mario I'm going to fucking scream

YouTube video by chobits389 Hellsing - Barbie Girl (In German)

I scrolled for like half an hour and there wasn't a single hint of anyone really being sad about this. Yet, instead of partying and posting memes, it's a constant stream of people justifying themselves to an imaginary group of - if anything- butthurt people. Loosen up and dance!

my roommate and i only ever really fought about one thing and it was that it was "absolutely abhorrent" of me to squeeze the ketchup precum out into the sink instead of just shaking the bottle and "dealing with it like the rest of us"