Not much what about you?
Coming to a eurovision near you
but respect women :(
ai?
Wtf
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Shhh next question
But ENGURLAND
Photoshop.
Thanks for writing my new bio😇
I prefer lettuce🥬
Red paint is surprisingly more expensive these days. I tried it with Asdas own-brand ketchup and mayonnaise but it rained a few hours later and no points for guessing what happened...
Any ideas to help bring the costs down?
Can't even prove that's me🫣
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The red crosses are more of a + sign, so I'd say its Mathematics more than English, Neil.
Scrap English lessons for foreign nationals?
Many councils offer free English courses, but @andreajenkyns.bsky.social wants to scrap them in Lincolnshire.
She says the £1 million would be better spent on locals.
Would this be counterintuitive for integration?
Or do Brits come first?
That's funny, my agent told me that was my EXACT demographic!
Making a racket for some people to make money is what I do best
As long as they're paying me I can look the other way.
Now, who wants to see my next song?
Climate Change? Yeah pal it's called SEASONS
Ice caps melting? Yeah pal that's what ice does when it's hot even in Antarctica in the summer
TOLERATE ME PLEASE JULES I HAVE SO MUCH MORE MOCKABLE THINGS I'M WAITING TO SAY
Buy it on iTunes on October 3rd, I'm coming for Taylor Swifts crown
She's the current Queen of England, roomey95
I'm coming for the woke lamp posts first like I failed to do in Morley
Literally nobody told me that else I wouldn't have bothered running...
The Magna Carta is WOKE
Going for gold
Ugh does that mean I actually have to go to Lincoln? I'll give it a miss if so
I don't want to
uh, gimme a minute I'll think of something
