Cord is bored.

Hot

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

No friends on a Friday so just at home wondering if there's juicy tea to spill.

I walk by him every day.

I just think he's neat.

It's simple if Revolutionary Road is on TV, I watch it. Feel like it is just a movie full of memery.

Ah dang

I do

I've been told you're all evil

im so confoosed

no they donttt

Rainbow bridge today. Am I dead?

Moving away was the best thing I ever did for my love life. Why? Couldn't tell you. But my dms are exploding.

A woman today approached and asked me if I played piano because I had really long fingers. Was this flirting? I don't even know anymore.

The price I'm getting for it is legitimately insane. Waiting for a meteor to crush me.

Day 1 of new place

Next weekend can't come soon enough. Been waiting so long for this.

YouTube video by GTAVIoclock Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" Dancing

Lmao. Walmart is playing the Han Solo Kinect song. Music guy is trolling. youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?...

Hm?

Back deck on my new place. Like the ivy and the new... pizza oven? I'll take it.

Happy Birthday!

Somebody said my front license plate was cool. So I have that going for me.

😢

City council wants me to judge a BBQ contest. I've never felt so important in my life.

After three months of job hunting, I landed a new high-paying job. Also scored a massive downtown apartment in the best part of town for so cheap I expect a hidden meth lab. Near the big festivals, so I can fake a social life. First good news in a year. Waiting for the universe to break my legs.