Andy P

I’ve gotta ditch the overhead lighting, but damn who is that in the mirror??? 😎 side by side with me from 2 years ago—I’m proud of how far I’ve come!

If insta could stop showing me cute memories of my ex that would be great

Trying out a new workout regimen 😗 and loving it!

Naked w my friends in a log cabin rn 😙

Does anyone have any Activator on them?

Someone just said that if I took The Substance, I’d turn into a bear

Not true! I count the bear smile as a smile. I opened Scruff to a couple guys who literally only have 🙁😠😐

Are some dudes allergic to smiling in photos or something like what is that

Robin’s “pep-talk” to Will. I get why it happened but the two of them were losing it! 😆

What in the gay psychosis is this Stranger Things scene

I’ve started doing that too!

Why is cooking chicken so hard 😩 I feel like I’m not consistent with how good it turns out

Two great gym days back to back 💪

YEEAASSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍

I need ideas for lunch. I eat out for lunch way too much!

If I was in Pluribus I would have the time of my life tbh. Think of all the daddies 😍😍😍

Had a great pull day and made some rotisserie chicken quesadillas tonight 🥵 BIG BIG BIG 💪

Baklava and green bean casserole (it’s good I promise!)

Wicked: For BAD

I’ve been eating a lot of sweet potatoes too! Some brown sugar, cinnamon, garlic/onion powder and paprika 👌

💀 I’m just a stupid Yankee, sir!!

Funniest thing someone’s said to you during a hookup, I’ll go first:

“I hate America”

WEAR 👏 YOUR 👏 CPAP!!!!! 👏

Is that the only thing you need help cleaning? 👅

I love seeing my friends’ thot pics 🤤

I’m so h*rny today 😵‍💫

oh yeah, it’s all comin together :^)

Me traveling across country lines to hang out with a boy for a weekend—it’s more likely than you think!

Silksong OST getting me ready for Christmas 🥰

I feel like I did so much today. Is this what office workers do all day? Phone calls, forms, and other BS?