Billionaires , the politicians are puppets, willing puppets though.
Now do the beat poetry
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
yeah , some are saying it was a vape shop and it was the batteries that were making it hard to put out.
Taken from Reddit.
spread round to Gordon street side now. hope they stop it spreading more.
dumping bribe money at one his resorts?
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
Have they considered that they are actually not that intelligent and are lucky that no one sells magic beans in their area.
yep, don't let the atrocities of the coming years distract from the need to prosecute each and every person ever connected to the regime.
Looking to introduce a friend to AEW? Are you a new fan yourself? We're here for you!
In the first "Everything You Need to Know About #AEW", @rjcity.bsky.social and Renee Paquette break it all down (so far).
Watch the full video on the AEW YouTube channel: youtu.be/G6rCEvH41ds
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
Bahahaha. 😁😏
#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T
#AEWDynamite
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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You should not get a VPN set it to UK and not subscribe to AEW+ on TrillerTV (formerly known as FITE) .
When Greater Manchester Police tell Farage to sod off, he will then of course accuse them of “two-tier policing”.
a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead
*deep breath* a hahah ahHahahahahHAhahahhahhhaaaaaaaaaheeheeeeee heehehe
"If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open and you can leave"
Made my morning and probably the day.
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
Fucking get it up you , you far right fucks.
I still think Cody only used that stipulation cause he knew who Tony had picked for the first 5 champions and he wasn't one of them and didn't want to be the guy that always looses a title shot.
even House of Glory showed up with the “FUCK ICE” chants #HOGWrestling #indiewrestling #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼♂️
We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose.
“They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a man in California wrote.
(Published Dec. 2024)
tfw you lend your paedophile son £12m to pay off one of his victims and he gets arrested for sharing state secrets with another paedophile anyway
