turkey meatball

Gay Guy Fall has ended…now is the season of the Winter Lesbian

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

“I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars / but I hate them worse than lepers / and I’ll kill them in their cars”

Me, an idiot: Neil Young was so sigma for this

November 1 holiday season begins

Why hasn’t anyone made a good punk song about Gavin Newsom. Who will update California Uber Alles for the unfolding technofascist utopia

Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness, sitting in a movie theater, bucket of popcorn in his lap, gazing up at the screen with a glassy-eyed grin

Logging on

TV showing a scene from Blade where Wesley Snipes is looking out of the screen with an expression of utter disgust

How I look when I read your posts

A photograph of a very large limestone stalagmite which has somehow grown as an anatomically correct human breast. I must emphasize this is a 100% natural formation, though there are likely large quantities of silica involved, the matrix is very different I assure you. It is, after all, *stone*.

You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

I've been sexting with my computer for years now and lemme tell ya, all the booping and beeping sounds she makes drives me nuts

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Skittish, neurotic, hungry, nice hair

I don’t like horses but I do like men who remind me of horses

Today the teas disappeared as mysteriously as they came, like a crocus in snow

America really entering its “hell is empty and all the devils are here” era

The Daniel Docs Interview: Mads Gobbo & Miles Klee The couple chat about their short story collection "Double Black Diamond"

thrilled to be in a DANIEL DOC with my beloved @spookymeatball.bsky.social to answer @danielspielberger.bsky.social's burning questions about our steamy short stories! 📚

I’m filmpilled. I’m moviemaxing

Doing a bump of truffle salt straight from the bag >>>>

Still of the eyeball octopus monster from Alien: Earth looking cute as hell

She’s real and she’s my girlfriend

Would love to see all the big hearted Liberals who took up arms to defend a wealthy celebrity’s talk show give a little of that energy to the trans people and undocumented people whose lives are literally at stake

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

Christian Girl Autumn is canceled…it’s time for Fuck Fascists Fall

So funny that my body violently rejects all non-train forms of transportation. Victorian ass proprioception

A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.

It's Baby Safety Month.

Instead of sports more bars should play old episodes of ER

All Italians are descended from this

that's what I look like inside too

a sign hanging from a post that says "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" and then beneath it "GORGEOUS LIBRARIANS"

this is where I post from

fatal attraction to aloof older brother types with niche and off putting interests who absolutely refuse to text me back

fuck me