turkey meatball

Today the teas disappeared as mysteriously as they came, like a crocus in snow

America really entering its “hell is empty and all the devils are here” era

The Daniel Docs Interview: Mads Gobbo & Miles Klee The couple chat about their short story collection "Double Black Diamond"

thrilled to be in a DANIEL DOC with my beloved @spookymeatball.bsky.social to answer @danielspielberger.bsky.social's burning questions about our steamy short stories! 📚

I’m filmpilled. I’m moviemaxing

Doing a bump of truffle salt straight from the bag >>>>

Still of the eyeball octopus monster from Alien: Earth looking cute as hell

She’s real and she’s my girlfriend

Would love to see all the big hearted Liberals who took up arms to defend a wealthy celebrity’s talk show give a little of that energy to the trans people and undocumented people whose lives are literally at stake

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

Christian Girl Autumn is canceled…it’s time for Fuck Fascists Fall

So funny that my body violently rejects all non-train forms of transportation. Victorian ass proprioception

A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.

It's Baby Safety Month.

Instead of sports more bars should play old episodes of ER

All Italians are descended from this

that's what I look like inside too

a sign hanging from a post that says "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" and then beneath it "GORGEOUS LIBRARIANS"

this is where I post from

fatal attraction to aloof older brother types with niche and off putting interests who absolutely refuse to text me back

fuck me

Arabic language children’s book cover illustration of four blob monsters with red rimmed eyes, weird floppy teeth, and stubby little feet and hands. Each monster has a piece of garbage in its mouth and they all appear to be either crying or melting. In the background we see an adobe village with trees.

An orange blobby creature stands before an adobe house, mouth wide open and arms akimbo. A thought bubble depicts a large pile of garbage. The monster seems thrilled by the idea. In the foreground, some flowers drawn in a different style.

The same orange blob monster holds a broken bone and stands beside an upturned trash can, surveying the scattered banana peels, fish skeletons, and sundry garbage. He seems overwhelmed by this bounty, almost fearful of it, like someone who got everything they ever dreamed of and found it to be more than they could handle.

a beautiful story about being online

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

Huge W for me: work cafeteria just started stocking Ito En teas

Men fought and died on the beaches of Normandy so their grandsons would be free... to be this.

If you see a large penis in renaissance art, it means the artist thought they were a moron.

Conceptual art piece where I go through the complete set of Harry Potter books and change Harry’s pronouns to ze/zir

Holy tin titties Batman!

Someone should invent a robot with big naturals

free my beautiful boys what is their crime

Sharks I’m asking for just 500 million for my teleportation potion

Goblinization Sign in to edit Goblinization began on 30 April 2021. On this day many humans (approximately 10% of the world's population), without any evident reason, transformed into Orks and Trolls. In most cases, those humans started changing en masse before the very eyes of horrified spectators, causing much panic and alarm. This event made the population fearful and discriminatory, much more than UGE, meeting metahumanity with hostility and sometimes force.

has anyone noticed this

Mom wished me happy birthday yesterday and said “You’ve grown into such a beautiful woman…or they/them.” She’s learning 🥲

Raw dogging the urgent care waiting room. no magazine no phone just human suffering and stomp clap pop songs