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(Pronounced "Kash-tag")

You're in the HOA of... The Twilight Zone

Victor: "DAMN YOUR EYES!"

Igor: "Too late!"

Meme image with the text "OH, YOU!" with circular inset photos of an embarrassed-looking dog, and a guy looking at him with a humorously resigned expression.

I'm sorry, Stephen.

I love it!

People these days don't understand how powerful that scene was when it first came out in the movie theaters. After years, fans were FINALLY seeing the Enterprise up close. I remember it brought tears to my eyes.
Nowadays people just rag on it for being a long, boring scene. Fuck the haters.

That's OK, Anil. Masochism is a perfectly valid lifestyle choice.

Job-getting vibes to you: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

the problem with puns in space, is that in space no one can hear you groan.

The majority of fender-benders I've experienced have been from backing up in a parking lot, into the lane.
Far safer to back into the parking spot, then when I leave, I've got better line-of-sight to the other cars.

my god that thing must be noisy AF when driving the highway at speed.

I'll just take cash, thankyouverymuch!

Here, to take your mind off of things for a bit, have a wild mantis:
(seen on a path at Palo Corona Park in Carmel, CA)

A ridiculously digitally-stretched photograph of Christopher Walken from the movie Stand Up Guys

The Long Walken

Sending healthy Kelpie vibes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I can hardly wait for the Simpsons parody of this (assuming they haven't already made one, they're usually ahead of the game on stuff like this)

Now infuse that with some of your cannibis, and sell it as a hot sauce that will hurt you, but you'll be, like, totally OK with it, man.

Honestly, "lingua cloaca" sounds more like another name for a rim-job.

And after all that conquest and battling...

6)Marshall Plan for the Valley of the Dolls

He looks like he's wearing somebody else's face.

waitaminute... those guys had souls?!

Unmarried straight fan here. Why do I like Dresden Codak?

I just think it's neat!

Hopefully no bodies in the freezer.

Or the washer or dryer, for that matter.

Honestly I'm still surprised we didn't lose any body parts. Thank god we used slow burning gunpowder. Can you imagine if we'd used black powder?

I like how so much of our shared history is just things that didn't go as planned, or were just plain bad ideas to begin with.
The tennis ball cannon, for instance. "THOOP!"

⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️

Once was all it took. After that, it was legendary.

"You jump left, I'll jump right!"
(looks to my right where you are standing)

I came here to make a joke about raccoons washing their food, but then I looked it up just to check and it turns out that raccoons wet their food to gather more sensory information about it from nerve endings in their paws.
He's wetting the dog so he can feel it more accurately!