Lana

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dont you love it when you go to the bathroom and your fly is down and you mentally calculate the last time you went to the bathroom to figure out just how long it has been down?

yeah

i am an oracle didnt you know????

i had a prof in college who when i got like this would entirely stop the class and tell me how sorry he felt for me every time i coughed. i once nearly passed out trying not to cough in that class lol

lol our automated closing announcements at work thank you for coming and i always say your welcome to it. (and de nada to the spanish one)

wow great!

Cute drawing of a 'werewolf': In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch.

"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."

It is everything actually

I for one appreciate your service

His tummy's not big enough

people used to do this to me too when I did running (years ago) and i too was fueled by rage

i always thought it was like how you say it in french

I'm taking a few commissions to pay off some credit card debt before our economy crumples up like a dry autumnal leaf. Signal boosts appreciated! :')

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Have you ever sung the abc song with someone and then felt shitty that the song forces you to demand they sing it with you next time? THEY ALREADY DID

been there, dude

A painting of a ship. A heated swordfight is taking place. Three main figures are illuminated against a rolling sea. The sun is rising, while a hand shaped cloud beckons down toward the horizon line.

I've had the absolute pleasure of doing the cover illustrations and layout designs for Katie Crabb's Constellation Trilogy. The last of the three books, Sailing By Gemini's Star, comes out this May.

This really has been a dream project. Would love to do more cover work, so send me your inquiries. 👀

cool people?

nice to meet you

👀

hahahahaha

Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!

when did bsky become butterfly? Were we in cocoon all this time?

I had the same experience

Please Help Save My Cat, organized by Beka Black This morning I had to take my baby, my 15-going-on-16 year old baby cat Doofus, to the urgent care… Beka Black needs your support for Please Help Save My Cat

made a gofundme for my cat, who will need surgery in order to keep living and being the best cat ever so please, if you can donate or share around to people who can i'd appreciate it www.gofundme.com/f/7wxpy-plea...

There's dozens of us

In 1959, the police were called to a segregated library when a 9-year-old boy refused to leave without being allowed to check out his books. He later became an astronaut and the second African American to fly in space. In 1986, he tragically lost his life in the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster. The boy, Ronald McNair, went on to get a PhD in physics from MIT Today, the building that housed the library, which refused to lend him the books, is named after him. McNAIR

It’s worth remembering that public libraries have not always been on the right side of history and that our current ethics and core values evolved from our mistakes 📚

My weather app pinged me that a tropical depression was on the way and my first thought was "I haven't had that kind of depression before"

great signs I've seen recently