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SPERM WHALE EATING A GIANT SQUID--filmed probably for the first time *ever*!!! 🌊🦑🐳

keep art human.

had to ollie out of listening to kate winkler dawson's audiobook because she mispronounced "coquettish" as "croquettish"

unfair that I'm the strongest I've ever been and also the fattest. i try to be body positive and like how other people look no matter how their body is shaped but i look at my own and think "this isn't right"

i would love to get imaging done on my whole body so i can just see what's going on in there. i want a recreational xray of my left foot.

Yeah

wtf

what kind of olive was it?

my schedule isnt as open as it used to be but... bekarts.me

Donate to Help Garfield Get the Medical Care He Needs, organized by Lacey Roberts Meet Garfield! This poor guy has been through a lot in just the past few day… Lacey Roberts needs your support for Help Garfield Get the Medical Care He Needs

saw this on a flier at the granite falls iga, plz donate if you can to help save a kitty gofund.me/61f27a37

oh yeah I didn't think it was fake, but it's not a fuckin metropolitan hub of commerce lmao

oh good bc i grew up in oregon and never even heard of canyon city

rusty

Me, halfway through listening through a song: hmmm this might have otp potential *restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo intent

it's important to read trash to feel better about my own writing

im gonna do it. im gonna try to write a western.

SIFT (The Four Moves) How can students get better at sorting truth from fiction from everything in between? At applying their attention to the things that matter? At amplifying better treatments of issues, and avoiding …

The author of SIFT is @mikecaulfield.bsky.social. I first encountered it in 2020. See hapgood.us/2019/06/19/s...

I love that the entire point is (re)building context to support interpretation - “reconstructing the necessary context to read, view, or listen to digital content effectively”

sonic the hedgehog as portrayed in the sonic the hedgehog movies, looks scared and concerned in front of a big blast of hundred dollar bills. image credit: screenrant

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth?

Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

they spelled it fleur-de-lys!

Alan be like
Let's take ibuprofen together
And then it's just cocaine

(I know he's a cocaine girlie, I just know it)

angry at the nyt crossword for spelling fleur-de-lis wrong

Never have I seen a man more babygirl-coded

(This has most definitely been done a million times but I got here late so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

I'm being so nice and waiting for my gf to get out of the shower instead of busting into the bathroom to take a shit right now

Is Shark Week Bad for Sharks? Shark Week is undeniably a pop-culture titan. Shown on the Discovery Channel, Shark Week has been broadcast in over 70 countries for more than three decades, with millions of people tuning in to watch...

Shark Week is bad for sharks and shark science 🧪🦑🦈🌎

right, especially since she basically cold called me to ask if i was interested in working for her, but now she keeps bringing up other candidates and im like YOU CALLED ME, I DIDN'T APPLY FOR SHIT, like cmon stop wasting my time

well luckily it wasnt for free, i got paid for my time, but i did get credentialed on my own dime and i did it with the understanding that it was the only obstacle in the way of getting hired

she said she'd let me know by the end of next week even though i told her that i wanted to put in my two weeks with amzn no later than the 15th >:T

really annoyed that the person who reached out to me to see if i was interested in working for them is making me jump thru hoops and still hasnt told me whether or not I'm hired even after making me do work for them

I wanna be critically clear: this whole account's deal is an amazingly beautiful simpsons assassin AU, and has less than 300 followers: unserious website, you know nothing of art