Charlie Has Learned His Lesson

Charlie Has Learned His Lesson

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1,052 Followers 267 Following 25,201 Posts Joined Jan 2024
2 hours ago

Nonono. Don't click yet. I want you to guess.

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4 hours ago

And while we're at it, no, catty fashion gays being misogynistic was not "representation." Trust me, the mainstream was not shocked and upset by catty fashion gays being misogynistic. I know because I was there, watching my friend die from anorexia.

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4 hours ago

Intellectually I understand that zoomers grew up with reality TV and it's nostalgic to them and that's obviously fine, it's not like I grew up with high art, but if I have to hear the word "iconic" about fucking ANTM one more time I'm going to hurl.

Bricks. I'm going to hurl bricks at them.

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5 hours ago
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5 hours ago

"They were roommates of the most feminine persuasion. Such was the bond between them that they shared a single bed as to never be apart. While neither married, they doted on their dog Sappho-"

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6 hours ago

Aw, fuzzy lil' killer πŸ₯°

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6 hours ago

By all accounts she's both a better actress and a better person but that's none of mine πŸ’…

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6 hours ago

Crazy that she was a global superstar and underrated at the same time, but she was a woman in the 90s who did a lot of romcoms so that checks out.

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6 hours ago

Patrol cars have been dispatched to your location.

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6 hours ago

Except seagulls (or, as my grandpa used to call them, sky fash)

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6 hours ago

I always need a cold soak when I get back from the club alone.

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7 hours ago

I'm hot-soaking these shiitake and there's nothing chef can do about it, I'll overnight soak when I'm DEAD.

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7 hours ago

Either way I'll take those odds!

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7 hours ago

Either way drummers just wanna drum. They're so pure.

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7 hours ago

Sandra Bullock can play the mom

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7 hours ago

To be fair that's an extremely American thing to do.

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7 hours ago

How you holding up?

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7 hours ago

I think I fought a tiddie yokai there in Ghostwire.

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7 hours ago

When a drummer really gets into it and their feets are going brrrrt and they're doing that hi-hat bullshit and bouncing on their lil seat and hitting the toms all crispy that reminds me of a kitten losing their goddamn mind playing with a ball of yarn and it's the most precious thing in the world.

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7 hours ago

Don't even try to tell me they were wrong.

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7 hours ago

No rush! It's just itching my brain.

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7 hours ago
Teaser picture for Game of Fate 2. A beautiful woman in a short dress sits on a windowsill with a bare leg wedged uncomfortably into the shot and aims a rifle.

I'm so glad FMV games are back πŸ₯²

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8 hours ago

Jokes aside, do you know who did the art in that third picture? I swear I recognize that style but it's not clicking.

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8 hours ago
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Lil' goober

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8 hours ago

Wait, does that say Todd McFarlane? Yeah never mind the other thing, that was probably it.

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8 hours ago

There were a few years there where openly owning this would have been a lil dicey and we needed to go through that but thankfully these are more enlightened times.

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8 hours ago

You fool! That's how you get Supercatholicism!

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8 hours ago

90s clumsy heroine romcom revival but make it trans

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8 hours ago

Call it cyberattack!!!! when all the scammers did was ask politely is so extra.

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8 hours ago

A little bit of shameless self-promotion before I make lunch

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