Charlie the Half Time Orange

"I know this Youtuber is an actual nazi but his Youtuber best friend who he collabs with all the time and writes his scripts never said anything bad." To the hole. Go into the hole. No I'm not kidding, go sit in the hole until I tell you to come out.

Oh thank god I found you, let's hide in the abandoned shack together and wait this out.

Don't worry about it 🙂👍

Guilt by association is very bad when governments do it and in most other instances also but you're allowed to use it to curate your feed. Like it's fine.

oh thank christ

I mean it sucks that it happened but, you know. Pretty funny.

I've got exactly that situation happening in the background of an unrelated scene I wrote and now I'm not sure if I made it up anymore. I'm like 90% sure I didn't but I need to know so I can up my meds if nessecary.

Taylor Lorenz tweet cropped to read "Nazis are fascists but"

if you’re a billionaire trying to sway public opinion, you don’t just give a bunch of money to right wing cranks and loonies, you also have to give money to the stupidest liberals you can find. you need to saturate the liberal mediascape with the most idiotic nincompoops out there.

I haven't been sleeping well.

Too woke again!!! TOO WOKE AGAIN!!!!!

My nitpicky gripe about the Alien franchise is that no one has ever bitten down on a Facehugger's throat donger because, if they had, the acid would have burned their mouth, and I feel like if an alien was throat blasting a person, they might try to stop it through the most obvious means.

Maybe my brain added some of those details but we made fun of it for like an entire week, someone has to have it.

Very long shot but does anyone have footage of that time a bunch of British TERFs painted themselves green and did a witch-themed protest with like 20 cunty Karens dancing around to the complete bafflement of innocent commuters? Maybe a year or two, three ago?

Satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H- me: wow you’re talk Satan: thanks? Me : how tall are you? Satan: dunno, 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns? Me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! You are SO funny

Personally attacked

I'm also from the Save The Whales era of conservationism and it's nice to know that yeah, we did. We did it. Fixed that ozone layer up all nice too.

YEEEAAAHHH!

Aw. Okay fine I'm woke again, let the lil mans live his dreams.

No. That's too woke. I'm sorry to be controversial or whatever but I want my pilots to be human. Sorry.

Jesus, it was just a joke, no need for all that.

Damn. Bit anticlimactic but a bold choice, I respect it.

Oh she's incredibly correct on this, I'm just going to need a minute with that.

every day on here I see obvious AI-generated bullshit being passed around like it's real and frankly I think social media companies should worry less about users trading insults or "spamming" gofundme links and start nuking those aggregator accounts that post nothing but e.g. unattributed cat photos

The smells. THE SMELLS.

Shaun and editors brainstorming the next video

Ooooooh that's nice! My parents have one of those and it's awesome. (DO NOT forget to flush out the milk. Do not.)

Whoops, read her wikipedia page, never fucking mind.

Your burdens are heavier than most.

I knew it was objectively correct to spend most of my life being furiously in love with her.

Ah you're welcome lil buddy, I'm proud of you, go play.

I have never seen an expression at the perfect midpoint between "ugh" and "yikes." From a werewolf no less.