Altsynth

When you meet another Sonic fan

Imagine thinking that wishes upon a dying star aren’t even more valid.

You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.

And I’ll never know what it was

I organically thought of the phrase "The Threshold of Silence," with my own tormented, melancholic brain. However, after Googling it, I discovered that 5 billion other angsty shitheads already thought of it first.

they should present a game award

The stone that the Reaper refused.

Thank you, I appreciate that. I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving, Uncle Scoob.

Are you still my uncle if my family’s cool?

Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?

Hasta la vista, baby

NO.

Holy backpain. Where are her organs?

your humor is very gun in cheek

What’s the matter? What are you waiting for?

Wow, my head’s spinning

It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.

A Classic Street Fighter 6 player stands alone against an onslaught of flying Modern Street Fighter 6 players.

Come and get me. #sf6

I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins

I think your art is cool, and it would make me feel better if you played a video game today.

“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.

This game still manages to be more unsettling than the horror games inspired by it.

Why are you dreaming about my house?

My first thought was “Man, this person really ripped off Freedom Planet.”

I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu

Based Flora take

Excellent optics, Ubisoft. Very cool.

The wizard is only looking for constructive criticism- the process is important for filtering out time wasters.

Come on, pro skater.
Go crazy.