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Bill Burr

Do we still post for every earthquake? I do. This is my post

Honestly if there are sniper holes in the foreheads of children, I don’t care if your own reasoning allows you to sidestep the G-word, there is no logical parsing that can justify these acts, there is no gentlemanly symmetrical warfare based on some colonial guideline, this is mass human hunting.

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“Get over her!” — Scorpion trying to console a heartbroken Sub Zero

Be the Balan you want to see in the Wonderworld

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

Back in my day, we had TWO words in our Jordan Peele film titles

*Epstein gets murdered*

The whole country: hmm ok (6 years pass) hey wait a fuckin second

It’s so stupid

cop it: kaicomedy.square.site/shop/funwell...

the vastness and darkness of America's underbelly is truly our last frontier

Thank you from me (and Sam Logan!)

Scientology booth at comic con with an older man in suspenders standing in front

Comic Con highlights

I wanna Smurf you like an animal
I wanna Smurf you from the inside

YES i'll be at SDCC and you can see me if you answer my riddles three

Mario is Paul
Luigi is John
Waluigi is George
Wario is Ringo

I’ve never been more right about anything

YES i'll be at SDCC and you can see me if you answer my riddles three

Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

Dankey King Gabanza is da best gem

I love Dankey King

HIDING cover

My book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT was published in 2020. It has the Trump/Epstein court files in it and a history of their joint transnational mafia ties. For five years, I have heard from former Trump voters who said this book -- specifically the Epstein documents -- changed their minds about him.

HOLY MOLY
HOLY MOLY
HOLY MOLY
AAAAAAA

1981 called because it can't text and they said "hey give us our pop culture icons back" but nobody heard them because why would you answer a random number you don't recognize

Superman and Donkey Kong in one week makes me feel like i'm living inside queen lyrics

“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.

how many versions of hitler can our government sustain at once

the new weird HGH superhero bod is unbelievably off-putting to me. Jackman on the right looks like he's moments away from all his organs shutting down. and not to be controversial, but I personally don't love to see that!

Asking the right questions