I have an embarrassing amount of coffee mugs sitting on my desk
My Red Bull consumption has significantly increased after opening the game store.
I'm so tired of dishes bro
I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up I ate more pie
I'm so full of pie
I love having to console my daughter because of braindead chuds acting like they won the fucking super bowl.
Can't wait to get to ECT and rage
I feel like a cool kid now