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Secretive under the bridge goblin. Animator and pet shop reptile keeper. Definitely doesn't have TTRPG and FFXIV brainrot, probably. He/They Here there be pythons.

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"The world is not beautiful, therefore it is."
๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’™
wishing my trans siblings love on #TransDayofRemembrance
[ #ใ‚ญใƒŽใฎๆ—… #kyyyart] ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

20.11.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides โ€œtry loving and celebrating us while we are aliveโ€

20.11.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4681    ๐Ÿ” 2025    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

18.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3960    ๐Ÿ” 2002    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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For those who are interested in tackling the most challenging head angle, here's how I would approach it. I left some notes, hope it helps

17.11.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 779    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Shaaaady landlords trying to tell us that they don't offer lease transfer as an option, only subletting.

Three seconds of googling tells me in big bold letters that this is, in fact, illegal. So I guess there's a call to the tenancy board in our near future. Whee.

15.11.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At risk of flogging a dead horse: this whole letter is a reminder that the creative process is an end in and of itself, and vital to self-actualisation. You canโ€™t experience BECOMING, as he puts it, by outsourcing it to ChatGPT.

11.11.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1201    ๐Ÿ” 483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
a screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where two characters (a red otter with a white beanie, and the player wearing a striped bathing suit and brown cowboy hat) float in blue water. a white and red chat bubble reads, in blue lettering โ€œPascal: Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.โ€

a screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where two characters (a red otter with a white beanie, and the player wearing a striped bathing suit and brown cowboy hat) float in blue water. a white and red chat bubble reads, in blue lettering โ€œPascal: Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.โ€

thatโ€™s what Iโ€™ve been saaaayying maaan

10.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6374    ๐Ÿ” 2224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

Frankenstein GOOD

11.11.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Everyone shut the fuck up. Wurmple sippy soup and it shows wurmple sipping on soup

Everyone shut the fuck up. Wurmple sippy soup and it shows wurmple sipping on soup

31.07.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1173    ๐Ÿ” 434    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this characterโ€™s head slightly by 3ยฐ will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

07.11.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4789    ๐Ÿ” 1345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

check your ndc / manufacturer on your label first! pharmacies receive lists of affected lots and should be reaching out to patients as well. this is specifically for sun pharmaceuticals' generic, starting numbers 57664

05.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Dancing Thru Grief - limited edition of 50. Now available as Novemberโ€™s Print.

02.11.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1210    ๐Ÿ” 320    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I might have to make a derpy tiger to match, too... ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.10.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A carved pumpkin in the dark, lit from the inside. The carving is a depiction of the sussy magpie from Kpop Demon Hunters-- a three-eyed bird wearing a
Korean gat-style hat.

A carved pumpkin in the dark, lit from the inside. The carving is a depiction of the sussy magpie from Kpop Demon Hunters-- a three-eyed bird wearing a Korean gat-style hat.

I spent entirely too much time deliberating over what I was going to carve on my pumpkin this year before I settled on this sussy friend

27.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heck yeah, that would be rad!

26.10.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

26.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6522    ๐Ÿ” 2364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Oh heck-- don't wait up for me or anything since I'm on the opposite side of the continent, but if it's at a time of day that I'm around I would love to pop in for something like that. My EW mount collection is hurting

26.10.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think about this a lot.

25.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9662    ๐Ÿ” 3526    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 212

This message brought to you by your local, occasionally somewhat concerned, pet store clerk.

23.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Consider this your periodic reminder that if you want to bring home a new pet, you should have everything ready for that animal before you ever bring them through your door.

Please research the needs of any new animal before you bring it home! Give them the best chance you can for a good life!

23.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
meme from the office of two photos being shown. the first says 'the result of a trillion variables since time began, leading to something wholly unique and beautiful' and the second says 'you'. the viewer is instructed to spot the difference but in second panel pam says 'theyre the same picture'

meme from the office of two photos being shown. the first says 'the result of a trillion variables since time began, leading to something wholly unique and beautiful' and the second says 'you'. the viewer is instructed to spot the difference but in second panel pam says 'theyre the same picture'

you are proof that love is real

23.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 612    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each ๐Ÿคฏ

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers ๐Ÿ’š

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, itโ€™s in a book ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ‹

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared

20.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6908    ๐Ÿ” 2207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

It took a whole lot of effort to not answer every question with 'suck my entire dick,' but I managed.

Somehow.

19.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last reskeet-- the questions in that survey are irritiating and leading and the damn thing took me an hour to fill in, but you bet I stressed environmental impact, job loss, and IP theft, and pointed out things like Air Canada losing a lawsuit due to a hallucinating chatbot to boot.

19.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Help define the next chapter of Canada's AI leadership Current status: Open from October 1 to October 31, 2025 Canada helped invent modern AI. To stay a leaderโ€”and protect our digital sovereigntyโ€”we're running a 30-day national sprint to shape a renew...

Canadian friends, your government is seeking commentary on GenAi strategies and policies.

Please let them know exactly how you feel about GenAi, itโ€™s impacts, and what next steps should be! Perhaps itโ€™s respecting artists works, environmental considerations and so on! Share your thoughts here ๐Ÿ‘‡

19.10.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1017    ๐Ÿ” 922    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
Round balls of rice with tiny eyes and beaks , wrapped in seaweed that looks like leather jackets (to me). They have shrimp, tiny octopus tentacles, or pieces of shrimp as hair

Round balls of rice with tiny eyes and beaks , wrapped in seaweed that looks like leather jackets (to me). They have shrimp, tiny octopus tentacles, or pieces of shrimp as hair

Sushi birds looking like they're making a Japanese version of "Grease"

18.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 504    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

09.07.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7630    ๐Ÿ” 2768    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

Just flung off a little bit of paperwork to the healthcare system and am gonna be flopping around and going "Aaahhhh" while time proceeds to go very switfly and entirely too slowly all at once.

Aaahhhh

16.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I learned that none of the businesses in this complex have their unit numbers on them, so the delivery guy might just leave packages at any random door.

And that's how I wound up making a Temu delivery to the sex shop two doors down from here this afternoon.

09.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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