So bored waiting on these test results that I'm baking a small batch of cookies on the tube furnace coils. Smells of warm vanilla and ennui. An odd combination, but this ennui's got chocolate chips.
- LOCA!!
The station is talking about something about it being Friday the 13th on Earth. I'm not sure I experienced anything during my academy days! I mean, things explode, catch fire, and gain sentience on such a daily basis that any bad luck would have to step up its game!
Chief, are you sure it's just you and Brad down in there? I'm reading a few other large life forms and one of them seems to be half the size of the pipes!
Oops! Well, I ate it. We'll see what happens for science!
That explains the pepperoni floating in it!
Welp, I suppose it was a good run. Doc's gonna turn me into a hat!
Did you know? The length of this song is exactly the amount of time it takes to sterilize my lab equipment before I go on duty? I play it every time! It's also a really good test to see how long it takes before anyone breaks into the lab and tries to strangle me.
Lonesome in a station full of people. I mean, I started naming my favorite petri dishes. The doc won't let me stick googly eyes on them.
Oh, no! We run ours for free!
We don't really get a Spring Break, so another ensign and I put together our version of MTV Spring Break with a replica 90's South Padre Island. Morn's competing in our Beauty and the Beach contest! He's gonna win hands down.
No, no, I need to stay sober while on du-HRBBBLRBLBBLBLBB~! I'm drowning and quickly pickli-! HRRRBBBLBLLL~!
I have to! This station is never stable.
Working on your tan today, Chief?
...You roleplay a mop!??
Okay... ,but if it's gained sentience there's protocol we have to follow!
No solvents until I get a clean sample!
I need that back! I'm getting a ladder!
Noooo! My lab results exploded! ;o;!!
Well, that's lunch taken care of! OW! Festively! Ow! So spicy!
It got selected for time repairs this week. So those minutes are really going to feel like hours. I blame last week's pizza!
The other ensigns have introduced me to something called Pokemon and installed it on my PADD. How am I supposed to get any work done between that and my Tamagotchi??
Don't Klingons get two wenises? Wenii?
Spring is in the air! No, really! I was tasked with testing the ventilation for signs of allergens and mold. One mold asked for my identification first, so cheeky.
Chief, I dropped some and it's fusing to the floor! Oh, wait, that's Odo! Oops!
Oh, I'm no engineer! I use my knee and this mallet Dr. Bashir gave me.
Oh, I can fix it. I've done that before!
Oh, wow! Broke a record! Oops, I mean-!
I'll beam you the Poop Knife, Chief! Hold on!
