Ensign K'Miru

Whoa, heeeey! I'm on duty! Heeeelp, I'm being holo-hit on! Let go of my tool kit! No, don't rub onto it!!

And it certainly brought it right here!

Noooo, Chief! Not on top of my saaaaampless!! 😭 Now all my petri dishes are going to gain sentience again!

Chief, here are your tactical thongs. Garak said if I didn't deliver them to you and Julian ASAP he'd make me the next set of fur trimmed slippers. To be honest, I think he's planning that for me, anyway.

....Right.

I'll fetch the training bat'leth with the words "Poop Knife" engraved on it.

Again.

We've been growing sweet potatoes and pumpkin in the botany lab to test traditional recipes. Now the whole station is sending recipes directly to my PADD. The Klingon ambassador sent me one that's so boozy I don't think I'll be able to try it while on duty.

I posted a T’Lyn sketch on my side acc so I’m reposting these again bc I still like these

Moved the scaling by a decimal point again, Chief?

🙏❤️

We had a little downtime while our bunks were being fumigated (again) for vole lice, so me and the other lab ensigns convinced our lieutenant to let us deep fry a turkey.

I am currently in Sickbay with the doctor as we regrow patches of my fur. WORTH IT!

The whole lab smells delicious.

Chief, where did you want this box of darts I borrowed? Or do I have to shove them into your shoulder, myself?!

.... 😭

How many did you make, Chief?! I keep finding muffin crumbs in the ventilation filters! I'm afraid they're sad, dusty croutons now.

This year I'll be attempting a Terran holiday dinner, but I can't eat it all by myself. I'll most likely be taking it down to the lab to share. We can take bets on who eats the jellied or fresh cranberry sauce. If it gains sentience we've all agreed to teach both sauces football.

No wonder I got funny looks for asking about getting a few gays off! I did make some friends, though.

A vintage Christmas card with a purple carrot in boxers holding a white top hat and an onion with red roots for hair. The onion leaves form a dress and two slender legs. Fancy lettering says "A Merry Christmas".

Reading up on Terran holidays and people used to send holiday themed cards to each other. Some of these, though... I'm not certain what anthropomorphic vegetables are trying to convey.

Oh, was that YOU doing backflips into the tubes this afternoon, Chief?

Chief, what part of the training involves this tactical thong? Because they're really climbing up my cheeks!

Is it okay if I cry the entire time?

Should stalls be placed so close to the warp coils? Whooooa, this toilet says "BOLDLY GO!" on the lid!

These things are deadly! Setting phasers on "Salsa" in hopes that it'll soften them up!

I can't as part of my training to endure incoming spices to the face and eyes. The other ensigns in my training course have called it The Spice Must Flow. This apparently happens so often we need a three week course for it!

Ow! It's actually- ow! - really good on the gagh! What little actually makes it to my face, anyway. Oof!!

Yes, Chief, but I'm still not sure what this will qualify me for later!

An empty bathtub is my go-to, Chief. I'm too big for the sink.

I still have my bowl from last time, Chief. I keep it in stasis and work at it bit by bit, but my guts are catching on and preemptively send me to the bathroom in self defense.

Oo, took a new pic for next year's pin-up calendar! Don't worry, Chief, all sales go towards healthcare for voles.

Chief, there's a station-wide betting pool on what gets hit first, the pins or your shoulder. Did you want to put in anything?

That does explain the uptick in complaints about the air quality. Air vent sensors are reading "Glamorous" and I keep picking some fancy looking threads out of my hair.

I just needed you to sign for this box of shoulder realigners, but I see you're currently busy!

I asked Garak if he could help me with my costume this year. He said he would on the condition that I spend two weeks helping him research better stitches that would prevent the Chief from tearing his pants so easily. I considered it a fair exchange since I don't usually carry latinum.