Ensign K'Miru

I've figured out why the med kit has so many antacids now!

It worked before!

I'm back! I brought the bucket!!

I'll fetch the lube, Chief!

The best Pumpkin!

We were growing pumpkins for a carving and pie contest, but they grew to tremendous proportions and took over the station for a day or so. Now we're negotiating peace and finding them a nice uninhabited planet to live on. I still kinda wanted pie, but I'm obliged to diplomacy.

Do they know how uncomfortable it is getting into a wet suit when your skin is covered in fur? Regardless, people keep sending me down drainage pipes because they say I'm the most qualified. What does that mean!?? There's THINGS down there! Things that don't use the universal translator!

I tried to retrieve it, Chief! But the wormhole aliens stamped "Return to Sender" on my rear end and threw me out. So rude! But I did manage to grab someone else's lunch on the way out!

I have it scheduled but Doc said there's a "queue" at the moment. Or did they say "Q"? Either way, I gotta wait!

Temporal anomalies must be super common onboard the station. I stepped through one ten years yesterday and wound up doing the daily duties of a version of myself from another timeline. Thankfully, I'm back in my own timeline.

... I think.

There's a button on your hip, what's it do?

...Oooh, it's flashing crotch lights!

Did you catch the Romulan flu, Chief? You sound all stuffed up!

It's beginning to feel more and more like spooky season around here. They say the station is haunted! I think the ghosts would have to contend with the roaming souls who get caught in transporter accidents, myself.

Jumpin' jack-o-lanterns, Chief!

Chief, I did the Tear-away Tactical Pants course for a season and I'm starting to lose hair!

Test running a holodeck program to ensure it's safe for the Ambassador of the week's children. They must think I'm more arboreal than the other ensigns because I've been given the task of seeing how easy it is to fall out of trees. This wasn't quite the botanical research I signed up for.

It's - oof!- a miracle of - ack! - modern science! Ow, why'd it hit MY shoulder??!

I'm here, Chief! How come I gotta wear this diving suit? Why are the others running away and why did they hand me this training bat'leth?

...Wait, the side's engraved "Poop Knife"!

It was routine maintenance night before bed today on the replicator nearest the botanical lab. Today I learned that you can not only get termites in the serving trays but it also accounts for the strange texture of my sandwiches lately.

The splats! Some if it's still wiggling!

I taped some flyers to the outside of the station, Chief! That was a fun walk, you'd be amazed at the splats nearest the worm hole!

This bowl is about three liters large, Chief. My intestines are threatening mutiny!

There's this new holoprogram where you play as Chief O'Brien and you have to avoid objects touching your shoulder. Some are giant darts and some are tiny kayaks! I'm not entirely sure why it's that way but that's when people start laughing and lose points.

Ooooo, our ttrpg group loves rolling an Eddington scenario every now and then.

A crying Caitain, done in blue and she has really huge eyes that look like they're melting because I'm-! I mean THEY are being really dramatic about it.

Is it dinner time yeeeet...??

Found another rattling mouse toy under my pillow.

... But I haven't lost any baby teeth since I was a kid!

There's already rumors of a Halloween party around our quarters. No idea what the senior officers are doing but "Bobbing for Tribbles" was a riot last year. They never let me just eat one, though, after catching it in my teeth

Ooo, like the rainbow flip sequins, Chief!

Got permission to use static control on my bunk sheets. I don't get how I can spend most of my time in the muck and then still get the snot zapped out of me come bed time.

I just had a shower! TmT Now I'm extra spicy.