Cybergoblin

One of the most insane things out of this divorce bit is getting fanart of that people think my FICTIONAL ex-wife would look like. Stop making her hot. You're making it look like I fumbled the bag.

The legendary cat meme that started an era

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Misery this, death that.

Shut the fuck up.

Baby Clifford.

Still sad we never got a three way fight with Ravana and Susano

I live with a 40 year old man pretending to be a cat.

The absolutely wild thing about getting into Ultraman is roughly once every 20 minutes seeing something insane that makes you realize “oh, this is where [some other formative scene or costume in other media] came from”

You weren't supposed to want the Homer coffin! I curse your consumerist instincts! The spectacle reproduces itself!

Sorry, but I have to share the pain around.

It did not get answered (probably for the better, they have a limited amount of time and more important and insightful questions)

🆕 Katan Do Attitude

#swordscomic

Four panel comic. Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand. Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash. Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.” Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.

🆕 Hooves Of A Feather

#swordscomic

I couldn’t find him

@markedmute.bsky.social has been spoiling Orion rotten with pets and scritches.

panel 1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!! panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

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NEW ~ Queen Dream Team

#swordscomic

things you DO NOT need to be a man
-a dick
-strictly he/him pronouns
-XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man
-a miserable little pile of secrets

For your meme folder.

Would you rather sleep 8 hours a day, or just have one big sleep every year that lasts 4 months

Waldo/Wally being led away by two police officers.

decades-long manhunt finally ends

Sometimes the pain is just fracking awful I get that

#CoolSwordDay

FFVII rebirth comic by me Cloud with RedXIII at the Queen’s Blood tournament, pounding on the desk: “Ain’t no rules that says a dog can’t play Queen’s Blood!!” Tournament staff, holds up a book that says ‘Queen’s Blood Rule Book, 1. No Dogs’ Cloud: “dang”

man… it worked in air bud… 😔

"hey, I hate gay people, so why do you keep putting pride flags in your videos?"

"to make you specifically stop watching"