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A close-up portrait photo of Rebecca Heineman - a middle-aged woman with dark frizzy and wavy hair, brown eyes, slightly tanned skin, and a smiling face.

"One of the most brilliant programmers around" - tributes pour in as Interplay co-founder Rebecca Heineman passes away www.eurogamer.net/one-of-the-m...

we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)

Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

European Citizens' Initiative Give your support !

if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks!

eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

and also cheeseburgers

(cough) cookies

ears as hell

YouTube video by Playsaurus Cookie Clicker - Official Console Announcement Trailer

wahoo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAl...

this is a lie until the 22nd

Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation

imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury

The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.

it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now

they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit

i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best

learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in

i live for this shit

there are so many europe-exclusive shrimps probably... you could also just bring all your US shrimps and bugs with you i'm sure that'd be a good environmentally sensible thing to do

you gotta come to europe. europe is where it's at now. please come to europe

making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems

ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores

hmm. bad

hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon!
we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!

store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...

i don't sew so it's likely to end up containing actual home-baked cookies at some point

this was too on-brand for me not to buy it

Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)

the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe

they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade

decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder