Peter Kaufman

Peter Kaufman

@giannivegasi.bsky.social

Has issues. Is curmudgeonly. Enjoys his work. Loud bark. No bite.

103 Followers 53 Following 1,150 Posts Joined Jan 2025
2 hours ago

You’ve misspelled “lesions.”

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3 hours ago

Actually, I procured, by simply swiping the words, that line from a guy named David Simon. Perhaps you've heard of him. Funny/serious guy, him.

And you bet your ass I'm a moron.

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3 hours ago

Where is this face of which you type?

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6 hours ago

See my comment elsewhere regarding baked goods. Thank for your attention to this moron.

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8 hours ago

Suggested edit: “chamber pot.”

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13 hours ago

Perhaps it would be best if someone hospitalized him by bashing him repeatedly with an ironing board.

Pity the ironing board.

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13 hours ago

But is it inappropriate?

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1 day ago

As an utter nerd, I claim absolute authority to make the above statement.

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1 day ago

Fuck that twerp.

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1 day ago

Everything has an end. Some “things” feel like they do not.

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2 days ago

I want my share of the rent back. Squatters of a very putrid variety.

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2 days ago

I get called “coughman” about 99% of the time.

It’s “Cowphman,” because that’s how my father said it.

I’m used to it. I correct it about 35% of the time, or less.

Maybe one more “f” and one more “n” would help.

Probably not. I’m dealing with ‘muricuns.

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3 days ago

Don’t undersell the profound value of the diaper.

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4 days ago

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

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5 days ago
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Probably a good time for Democrats to point out Trump has never once pumped his own gas in his whole life. He has almost no idea how much gas costs or how it impacts normal people's budgets.

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5 days ago

Looks like the head of a sledgehammer.

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5 days ago

If Drumpf doesn’t “come up with it himself,” it’s invalid.

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5 days ago

Sorry about the proofreading failure. It’s a constant problem for me.

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5 days ago

Also, the hat was not-so-alarmingly boorish.

It strikes me as disgusting to share a species with the guy. And his people.

Can we declare them to be thrown into of our species.

“Get off my species”

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5 days ago

A skin suit full of bilge.

A 78-year long diaper explosion.

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6 days ago

Pepe le Putrid.

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1 week ago
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The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.

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1 week ago

I love this thread.

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1 week ago

They can just put 125 psi in the tires to make up the difference.

Credit to Hunter Thompson.

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1 week ago

Weak sauce, NYT. The tepid dishwater of headlines.

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1 week ago

It is obnoxiomatic that someone like her is successful in the techniques that this administration of horribles requires.

Like lying all day long.

Yes, I invented the third term in this post. Proud of it, too.

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1 week ago

This is indisputable. Reckless, mean, unqualified, and generously enabled by others just like him.

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1 week ago

He’s a turd.

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1 week ago

Schpelsczech!

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1 week ago

Flush several times. Don’t want this shit backing up.

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