Dude's gonna fly us there with his ears
Brock Osweiler somehow turning "being tall" into 72 million will never not be insane. He got benched for the corpse of Peyton Manning and the Texans still thought this was a good idea
Aren't Gen Z's parents predominantly Gen X? The most conservative age group
The Vikings currently have a disappointing, highly drafted QB with accuracy issues. So of course they're interested in replacing him with.... Anthony Richardson
They want this coach to start a maple syrup business obviously. Comfortably more than any single person could consume in their life
It'd be nice if this arrest was for him raping children, it's actually for "misconduct in public office" because he sent Epstein classified trade reports. It's a new version of Capone getting arrested for tax evasion instead of all the murders
It makes more sense when you accept that what they mean is it doesn't make you white.
I know the Bee have always been hacky but Jesus what a bad joke. Reporter, officer and shooter are already commonly accepted gender neutral terms.
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
Also anything you want/like to do is less busy than normal. Go enjoy a movie with no crowd or something
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
replace rfk jr with this guy
Have you considered that Udinski sounds kind of like Stefanski?
Most people don’t know this but “Samus” is actually short for Samantha Mustard
Can we get a weeb in here to explain it?
Parking on Sesame Street is for Kermit holders only.
404 Media has obtained these details as DHS started deploying as many as 2,000 officers to Minneapolis, including from ICE’s deportation arm. On Wednesday, an ICE official repeatedly shot and killed a woman, Renee Nicole Good, 37, when she was turning around her car.
it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus
I assume it's related to the AI chat bot his company made that produces CSAM when asked. Or his glib responses to the non-consensual sexual material it generates of adults
There's a while bunch of yachts near St Barts if they're looking for new targets
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
