Chris-ten, Like the Number

Talk to the hand, because The Bride! is my new obsession. I will not accept slander on my timeline, you can take that somewhere else. ✋🏼

I couldn't sleep the other night and felt thirsty, so I went to get a drink and sit awake for a bit, in the hopes that I could fall back to sleep. Michael jumped onto the table and curled up in front of me. Oh, my little, dapper man! 😭

I think about dying everyday, but guys, guys... the DOW is over 50k! 🫩

I am suffering through the Golden Globes. I've fallen asleep twice and as of writing this, in an attempt to keep my eyes open, I just want to turn my tv off. This has been more ads than show by an embarrassing margin. So over it. I don't even care, I can look up the rest of the winners tomorrow. 😮‍💨

I hate knowing that Sentimental Value is my favorite film of 2025, but I haven't seen it yet. 😮‍💨

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I'm so sorry, friend, I wish I could be your Christmas miracle. 😣 All I can do is keep hoping things will change for the better for both of us. 🫶🏼

Aww, precious unicorn prince! 👑

I think I'm the only person actually trying to get through this new Gingerbread Land show, but my gods! How in the holiday bric a brac was team villa safe AGAIN? 🧐

Between baking and drag, reality show judging has been really sinking my goat as of late. 😒

Expectation vs reality! I made hot cocoa and topped it with peppermint cream. Me, hoping to feel the holiday spirit as I clench my mug, molded to resemble a cozy knitted sweater. Each sip, a warm hug... ☺️☕ While it looked perfectly festive and smelled amazing, it wound up spilled down my shirt. 🙃

NEED. 😶☕

Super bummed when I want to share a silly anecdote, but the post that called it to mind doesn't allow for comments or quote reposts. I'm a weirdo, who likes to be social on social media, but not everyone wants to be (and that's okay).

I want a decal in the font that Trump/maga uses for their merch that reads "Rage Bait" and then underneath: "make bumper stickers fun again."

Throws PokeBall:

GO, YEONGNO!

I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.

Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy

This is such a truly great game! One of the very best in the series.

How am I supposed to fulfill a commission to make a suit for an axolotl plush when everything is trash and I wish I didn't have to ever wake up again? What a whimsical project, yet my soul is all dried up. I can't focus on, nor do I care about anything that could help me scrape together motivation.

Our pet sitter outdid herself, while also taking the time to troll Michael with filters! I'm obsessed with this one! 🕶️👑🤣 @skinslip.bsky.social

If you don't mind watching it again so soon, I'm down! 😁

Merry womb-expulsion anniversary!! 🎂🥳

I'm gonna have to check this out! 😯

Release the extended cut! KPop Demon Hunters IN THEATERS. I demand a Derpy popcorn bucket w/ a Sussie sipper. Heck, sell Huntrix and Saja Boys light sticks--the only exception I'd make for something like that being out during a movie screening. Help, someone, Netflix, anyone, PLEASE. 😭🙏🏼

Twenty-Six: You will pry genuinely sweet and thoughtful horror comedies like Tucker and Dale, Little Monsters, and The Final Girls from my cold dead hands. Not everything has to be bleak and nihilistic.

I was really hoping Resident Alien would get at least one more season. Ugh, that show is therapy! 😩

Never have, never really considered it. Now I never will.

Realizing I may never be 'too young' to get the reference ever again. Everything these days has me too old. 🥲

This one is for my UO pals... Imagine, instead of Applause, we have a recognition distribution system for Applausta! Forget points, only pasta! Many options, including gluten free. Yum! 🍝

Barb and Star got me through the pandemic. I'm calling it now, K-Pop Demon Hunters will get through this presidency.

News is awful
Post a Godzilla

I wanna rewatch Malignant. Oh, what's that, I'd have to pay to stream it? Good thing I have this Blu-ray. It even has slipcover, hehe! ☺️