Emumop💕

i think its a holiday thing currently they took their awful views and brought it on holiday to Aotearoa of all places. i know we have stunning beaches and rn its the perfect time but thats also where the loud unashmed (super sweet) poly boys are and they will call out these racist cunts.

The major refactor update is now live! It's been a long time coming, but it's finally done. The big gets here are easier data entry and potential for way more features.

One of the coolest new features is live right now. You can modify Price, Length, and Circ. and it will highlight matches per size!

it not only pisses me off but makes me sad because i saw some kids with these fucking assholes and those kids were being punished due to their parents

the only positive thing is watching people exclude or give them disgusted looks or watch parents move there childern away from them because these people are predators.

i'm really hating going to the beach this summer because everytime i do some fucking maggot twat is there with the stupid bright red maga hat. i hate maggots this is NZ a place filled with all kinds of people and that sort of hatred isnt tolerated.

Well, just how strong is it anyway?

but as a vaginal/pussy plug its really nice i enjoyed it and maybe you might too sorry for all the rambling i am half awake and will be heading to bed right after posting this.

rounder bits to it that i could try focus on thrusting up towards my gspot when thrusting like how BD crackers has a obvious swell in one direction you can turn to put lots of gspot pressure during insertion fighter just doesnt have that and i found using it while thrusting a pain-

also what i mean by okey is like- it wasn't uncomfortable or painful but it kept missing my gspot because in the XS size i have the swell was too high up but it was short enough to also miss any fornix stim and the swell was enough to feel when entering but it didnt have any-

allow my annoyingly strong kegals to shoot it halfway across the room when i squeezed down which was really awesome and honestly its so comfy as like a cockwarming toy i could happily wear this to bed.

NSFW TOY IN USE TALK-

I thought PF fighter didnt work for me because i tried it in the stereotypical in and out way and it was ok? i didnt have any real opinions it wasn't one i thought id grab for again tbh but i tried it again as a plug with a vibe and it was great. its top heavy design didnt-

Carbon fiber foldable walking stick

Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!!

Store: Bibipins.com

Two Hours Till the Drop! Which Kai are ya'll most excited about? 🤔 #dongsky #toydrop

Reminder to grab a HEXDIC before they leave the shop! ✨ Listing is only up two more days!

SMALL BATCH OF DOPAMINE FOR THE FEED SINCE WE ALL REALLY NEED IT RIGHT NOW 🫠

JOY IS RESISTANCE

DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

a small silicone toy resting in a hand. the toy is grey but reflecting bright orange and red colorshifts.

shinyyyyy🧡💛

thank you for the advice i'll pick something up later today! and i'm so sorry you also deal with this 🫂

A batch of dildos with red shafts, dark brown bases, hand painted strawberry blossoms, and white and milk chocolate drizzle hand painted on the bases

Two dildos and a dog squish with red tips, dark brown shaft and bases, and lighter chocolate drizzle

Two varieties of chocolate covered strawberries to treat yourself or your sweetheart for Valentine's Day 🍓♥️✨️

hey MW! 😁👋are you still closing these on the 8th? and if you are will you be posting about it soon incase people wanna quickly place a order before the preorders close? (i'm so sorry if these are annoying questions 😭)

i am so uncontrollably thirsty i cant stop drinking i am drinking 500ml bottles of water all at once and still want more even though i feel like throwing up idk whats wrong with me today i literally cannot sleep because of how thirsty i am.

S/s Grick from @bardtoys.bsky.social 🌈

The party has assembled 🥰
So happy with my four new friends, I just love a matching set!
Thank you @bardtoys.bsky.social

Harness the power of the universe in your hands, or in your holes. Play your way, with full customization of lights, patterns and intensities to match your most burning desires.

Waterproof, soft touch silicone and magnetically rechargeable- are you Ready to Embrace the Unknown?

I know Valentine's Day is right around the corner, but we're giving other colors some love too! 💙

As promised, some pretty pastels too!

More pretty silicone to brighten up your feed 💖

These will be dropping on Valentine's Day!

i have had babys without parents have more survival instinct then these two combined they drive me insane but i love them even if they do want me dead unless i am being useful to them.

its nearly 2am i should be asleep instead my dumbass pigeon son is trying to bathe his disabled wife and failing miserably so i had to mist them with a spray bottle 🫠 i think these dumbasses are gonna be permanent residents i have never had pigeons have less life skills then these two-

My large Sir Gwain, I don't use it very often because it's my biggest toy so takes some time warming up to use

I dont post my non rainbow toys as much as I should but I still love them just as much! ☺️🫶💜