@lustbeetle.bsky.social
he/him, 21, weird dick enthusiast 🪲🐶🍌 queer & intersex & trans main: https://bsky.app/profile/beetleboyf.bsky.social
Forbidden cereal.
(before degassing)
❤️ you
02.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 98 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 2
also, got this bad boy in yesterday but it didn't fit in my shitty handmade collage lol it deserves its own post anyway 💕
@bardtoys.bsky.social
The Mage Hand, a new model at the wandering Bard, Launches on Dec 18th at 6PM ET!
So we wanted to go ahead and announce our next model ahead of its Lanch next week! Full sizing information will be released before the launch!
Thank you to @scaledsin.bsky.social
For this sculpt, and to @shopdad.bsky.social , for the lovely finish!
The Mage Hand, Launches on Dec 18th @ 6PM ET!
i have one BD dildo and one EE
dildo but both were secondhand for only $20 from a closing sexual health nonprofit’s garage sale. i can sleep at night
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
had a dream that a bunch of houses had yards full of gigantic fantasy dildos. i was like wow that must be expensive
26.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I love the stars! I’m going for Uthur’s tongue
26.11.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An image of our two new dragon models: Uthur and Uthur's Tongue. One is a pierced dragon dick. The other is a dragon's snout with a tongue stuck out. Both are made of clear silicone that blends down into hypershift blue purple and has pale gold stars throughout.
IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
this Direwolf from @bardtoys.bsky.social is so pretty, it needs its own post 🩷
25.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0yay!!
18.11.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0absolutely
18.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
got my hands on a dragon fist stroker from kreature toys’ going out of business sale
17.11.2025 19:51 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
funky bug!
15.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0"Wildeberry" is our last piece of the day!
13.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A set of silicone sex toys, primarily fantasy dildos, in colors that would naturally fit a fantastical creature, monster, or robot.
Fantasy realism is one of my fave type of toy colorations.
What are some of your fave "fantasy realism" pours?
theres so many beautiful grinding toys but i feel like id only have much fun with them if i had someones thigh to strap it to 😫
11.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i was planning on waiting longer until i got a new sex toy but i HAD to order a dragon fist stroker before its too late 😫
10.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A mint green insectoid alien inspired silicone fantasy dildo glows like a beacon in the darkness on the bathroom countertop, where it had been sitting since it got its much deserved bath after a hard day's work.
Got up for a middle of the night pee & got startled seeing something glowing in the bathroom, which is how after 2-3 years I finally realized my @hodge-podge.bsky.social Khepri glows in the dark LMAO. Usually don't leave it out to absorb light. Tonight it was my guiding dick in the darkness. Behold.
08.11.2025 07:26 — 👍 90 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0I think my number 1 pet peeve when shopping indie toy company sites, is when they don't have a page or two that shows all the models.
Yea, a list is great, but then I have to do all the extra clicking through, and that's just time consuming & annoying. Gimme a page to view all models!!
Awooooo~
"Red Moon Werewolf" is looking to to liven up your nights~
maybe if i one day have my own apartment i could display my fantasy toys but for now theyre condemned to the sex backpack
05.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Alright, just the tip 🥰"
The tip:
ignore my typo 😔
03.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hell yeah
03.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i already had clitoromegaly before i started testotserone and it is the coolest thing in the world
03.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0im eyeing up a small duster from weredog 👀 but i just bought a new toy so ill hold off for now
03.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0these are sooooo cute i love them
03.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i need to find a knot dildo that’s short but still girthy 😭 i can only fit like 4 inches in the front and i want to take a knot!
03.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Very much in love with this little NC ghostie 🩷👻🩵
@bardtoys.bsky.social
