And Drew

Credit where credit's due, someone really managed to thread that bollard needle while endangering their community and neighbors while operating their 2 ton death machine irresponsibly. Not everyone can be that accurate with their irresponsibility.

Look, i know this is Ohio, but they're not "running interference." They're just refusing to indict people for doing things that aren't illegal. Not everything in Columbus has to be football.

[gestures wildly in all directions]

The truck. It did the crashing. All by its own self. It's great.

Man the economy must really suck if Ted Danson is doing crapy DJ gigs.

Got passed by a lime green one on the road today.
My wife yells out "GREEN FREEWAY DUMPSTER, 200 points!"

Even the relatively tame ones involve someone throwing a huge rock at you or hyper-competitive theater kids doing interpretive dance with foot knives.

Columbus bomb squad conducts 'controlled disposal' of military-grade ammunition found in Knox County Bomb squad technicians carried out a controlled disposal of the ammunition shortly before midnight.

www.10tv.com/article/news...

Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."

That is just the most 80s video I have ever seen and like, i'm from the 80s.

According to reddit our local Fire Department bomb squad was helpfully and without prior announcement blowing stuff up. At midnight. People at least 5 miles away reported hearing it.

Ohio is an age verification state now. So a buncha bros logged on, gave the porno site their ID, and then proceeded to search for Car Sex.

What a time to be alive.

Were they responsible for the booms?

The last decade has so completely hollowed out local newsrooms that a number of huge explosions woke up the entire south side last night and the -only- source of information about it seems to be reddit.

That and every dog in a 25sq mile area. Because they all completely lost their shit.

i know there are a lot of reasons to dislike Woop but really ... I just hate seeing that logo - and only that logo - on the boards.

Some idiot added poorly coded AI features to the platform under out smart speaker and now the electronic little shit keeps thanking itself and complimenting itself.

[light turns on]

Robot: "thanks!"
Also Robot: "You're welcome! Just doing my job!"

The really awesome thing about Columbus' transportation system is that a guy in a truck can shut down the entire city for like 8 hours and your alterenative is to take a bus that'll get you there on Monday.

Darkness here comes and asks you: look I just wanna know where the can opener is. All your family will be safe if you just cooperate.

Theft is just common sense Greg. And the poor are so much easier to steal from than the rich. There are so many more of them!

The whole "lets let all the people who have stuff not pay taxes because they have stuff" seems like an overall bad plan.

who here is old enough to remember the great chinese spy balloon panic ?

Kaiju.

I am seeking investors for my hyperscale cosmic turd cannon.

Getting word that they shut down the El Paso airport because Secretary Duffy heard that there was someone wearing sweatpants on a flight to Houston.

It'll totally work. They can just have the boring company build a tunnel to the moon.

It's like a pot from a fantasy novel. "The Glibityblish family owned the bridge that connected the Octopusshockey city's two sides, and thus, controlled all commerce."

Before the whole Gordie Howe bridge thing i had almost forgotten the completely fucking totally batshit idea that a bridge between two countries is PRIVATELY OWNED FOR PROFIT. Totally normal thing. Right?

The next nearest other major airports are 4-5 hours away. This is nuts. Even if there's a non-creepy reason, not explaining it is nuts. Hopefully the admin isn't planning something in Juarez.

That is a thumb.

Sauerkraut Balls.