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Hayes Brown

@hayesbrown.bsky.social

Writer &c.

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Rude of them to wait to post this absurdity after I’ve already written about how atrocious it is they’re recruiting the kind of people that this terrible ad would work on

05.12.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(never stop, @scaachi.bsky.social)

02.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me roughly 3/4 through this absolute banger:

02.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You hate to see it.

02.12.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 483    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

02.12.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36578    πŸ” 11345    πŸ’¬ 855    πŸ“Œ 465

Doesn’t Pete have an air-conditioned office or was he out on a boat in the Caribbean?

02.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1
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Opinion | Trump is running out of personal lawyers to elevate to the DOJ Trump lawyers Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan were disqualified from their US attorney positions, a blow to the MAGA takeover of the DOJ.

OPINION by @hayesbrown.bsky.social

β€œIt’s safe to say that Trump is running low on lawyers to fill in the massive gaps needed to skillfully defend his most controversial policies.”

READ MORE: www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

02.12.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sex Crimes. State Crimes. War Crimes. We’re detecting a pattern with this administration.

β€œ'Remove justice, and what are kingdoms but gangs of criminals on a large scale?' Augustine made this suggestion in The City of God. In the country of Trump, we’re getting a convincing demonstration. Justice has been removed and a gang of criminals are in charge."

www.thebulwark.com/p/sex-crimes...

01.12.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 14

thanks but i absolutely did not ask!!

01.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I named my fists Magic and Missile because they're always gonna connect with your skull with no chance of missing

01.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Opinion | President Trump’s battery is running low Despite his wild bravado about his stamina, recent reporting from The New York Times highlighted just how much Trump's age is showing.

OPINION by @hayesbrown.bsky.social:

β€œThis president happily brings up his age but only in the interest of boasting about how far beyond the norm he is compared to his chronological peers.”

READ MORE:
www.ms.now/opinion/dona...

01.12.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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This is an AI video, yes I know we all want it to be real

30.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

This thread is making me want to fire up my fourth (lol) run

30.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now Senate Armed Services Committee and House Armed Services Committee - vow "vigorous oversight" and "full accounting" of Secretary Hegseth's alleged "kill them all" order and double-strike operation.

Rare joint statements by GOP Chairman and Ranking Member on both committees

30.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1868    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 52

Hagueseth

28.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2646    πŸ” 574    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 49

β€œBlack Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, β€œwill be replaced with White Friday.”

28.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4159    πŸ” 671    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 29

he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him

27.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2497    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12
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β€œThey should do it the right way”

26.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

the immediate response from several people is "U.S. counties" which is so very much not a statistic that comes close to mattering so lol

26.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

So I just noticed this in Trump's freakout earlier about the NYT's reporting: "I won our Nation’s Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout." I've never seen a presidential race broken down like that, does anyone have insight on what metric he might have been fed?

26.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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Opinion | Trump's chokehold on the House has some GOP members frustrated The White House domination of House Republicans has Marjorie Taylor Greene retiring and others reported considering the same.

OPINION by @hayesbrown.bsky.social:

β€œThe rank-and-file are reportedly bristling at a domineering White House β€” and starting to worry it will cost them their jobs.”

READ MORE:
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

26.11.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

What got me: this is the clearest shot yet showing Trump’s hair finally undergoing Presidential Whitening

26.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If you say that about something with that headline that’s an instant click for me

26.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maura no.

26.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge dismisses Comey and James indictments, says Halligan unlawfully appointed James Comey and Letitia James both challenged the legality of Halligan’s installation. It’s one of several issues in their cases.

WELP.

24.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Trump’s Wag The Dog MomentΒ  - CIP If you want to break up a drug cartel, blowing up a boat does little to accomplish that, unless you believe cartels only own one boat.

This remains the most prescient piece I've ever published at @cipolicy.bsky.social internationalpolicy.org/publications...

23.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The American Condiment Hall of Fame Has a New Member. And It’s Unlike Anything That’s Been There Before. Something to think about the next time you drizzle.

I wrote about how after a decade of being a "new trend," hot honey is perhaps just here to stay, and what happened in American food culture to make it so slate.com/life/2025/11...

23.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Congress wrote into the law that someone who overstays a visa while applying for asylum is not considered to be accruing β€œunlawful presence,” but it didn’t explicitly say those people couldn’t be arrested and detained β€” because it was presumed that they wouldn’t be. Well, Trump is doing it.

23.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2041    πŸ” 774    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 16

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