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@hayesbrown.bsky.social

Writer &c.

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making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

10.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1804    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 22

i wrote about the pup-opticon

09.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10

i wrote about the pup-opticon

09.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓ­nos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20521    πŸ” 5243    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 180
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Opinion | Trump wouldn’t just undo the Voting Rights Act. He’d reverse it. In hinting at β€œnationalizing” elections, Trump suggests a world in which minorities would have more difficulty voting than any time since 1965.

new from me: Trump's suggestion that the GOP "nationalize" elections in "15 areas" struck me for being a full-on Bizarro version of the Voting Rights Act β€” a system of federal oversight of election law but targeted -against- minorities

09.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

shorter ring commercial: your spy camera’s auto-search function will only be used to track down lost dogs AND NEVER TO HUNT HUMANS (probably)

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

those commercials inspired one of the most prescient posts I’ve written imo

www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...

09.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Let's read this as a referendum on the city of Boston.

09.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œthis is going to be a learning lesson tonight.” brutal.

09.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lay’s revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.

According Lay’s research, 42% of consumers don’t know that potato chips are made from potatoes.

Something to think about from an elections perspective.

capitalpress.com/2025/10/29/l...

09.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

oh of course, comcast was the one thing missing from the metaphor about the hubris of man’s desire to conquer nature via science

09.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like I’m watching c-span with all of these punts on otherwise achievable goals

09.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

shorter ring commercial: your spy camera’s auto-search function will only be used to track down lost dogs AND NEVER TO HUNT HUMANS (probably)

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

that PokΓ©mon commercial was perfect Lady Gaga singing Jiggilypuff’s Lullaby is something I never knew I needed

09.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

zero percent mad at how much money EJAE is hopefully making from licensing β€œGolden” to the Olympics, great work all around

09.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25855    πŸ” 6064    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 110

*that sweet sweet venture capital money

09.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthose other ai will take MONEY for ADS to give you answers. we hallucinate responses out of the pure love of the game*”

09.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

idk but positioning your company as the β€œI’m not like other girls” of AI is darkly funny to me

09.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the only logical conclusion is that we’re gonna see an ad for an app where you bet on who’s taking glp-1 shots before the game is over

09.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31877    πŸ” 6606    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 150

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

05.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3632    πŸ” 895    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 62

i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list

05.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6191    πŸ” 866    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 22
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Opinion | Why Trump thinks a statue of Christopher Columbus could help him in the midterms A statue of Christopher Columbus is moving to the White House from Baltimore. Trump thinks it will help the Italian vote in the midterms.

OPINION by @hayesbrown.bsky.social:

β€œIronically enough, if the origins of the holiday were recreated today, the Trump administration would likely dub it β€˜woke.’”

READ MORE:
www.ms.now/opinion/colu...

05.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31758    πŸ” 13675    πŸ’¬ 593    πŸ“Œ 1609
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Nike, Accused of Bias Against White Workers, Is Under Federal Investigation

Well, here it is: the EEOC is suing Nike over anti-white bias www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...

05.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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This entire answer from Mike Johnson β€” the speaker of the House and a lawyer β€” must be seen.

It is fundamentally wrong on both points: as to administrative warrants (which need not be signed by immigration judges) and as to judicial warrants (which are not "new" for authorizing home entry).

03.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1628    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 57
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Opinion | Trump’s penny-pinching has the U.N. on life support The desperate cash crunch the U.N. is facing is one that President Donald Trump could easily rectify by simply paying the money that the U.S. owes.

OPINION by @hayesbrown.bsky.social:

β€œThe cash crunch is one that President Donald Trump could easily rectify by simply paying the money that the U.S. owes the U.N.”

READ MORE:
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

03.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

have the tech bros complaining about how we all hate ai.... tried making something... idk.... good? just wondering

21.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw someone post they’d been reading it for 13 hours straight and all I could think was that is hollowing out their skull as a public service

01.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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