Kathy Flann

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This is the BEST possible thing! 🦄🤣

Sure, Mondays are rough, but have you tried carrying the weekend with you in Day 3 dry shampoo hair?

Signs we’re using too much hyperbole: My third grader lost his nickel and said, “Dear God, this is a total nightmare.”

Yorkie poo

Not me reflecting on the amazing job Ken Burns does of capturing harsh living conditions while I brush my yorkie-poo’s teeth.

Tucker Carlson says he’d consider suicide if he raised a daughter like Liz Cheney.

It’s a strange world that has fingers crossed for the weirdly specific scenario that Tucker Carlson raises a daughter like Liz Cheney.

Protest

Pic doesn’t do justice to how many seniors come out weekly to protest at this intersection. They’re also on other corners. #Baltimore

It’s International Stress Awareness Week! I don’t know about you, but I am aware.

This evening, my dog slammed my laptop shut with a paw and said, “Neither time nor kibble is a construct.”

🤣 Oh no!! 😷

Just a quick note to say my 9yo son and I now wear the same shoe size.

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I’m embarrassed to say I don’t remember Mr. Rooter’s first name.

My dog kept tiptoeing downstairs in the pitch black last night — he usually sleeps like a 10-pound rock. I heard him go again and followed, bracing for an intruder, a fire, a cocaine bear. But in fact, he was inspecting the empty timed feeder I’d brought out of storage to check the batteries

Dear Republicans, it’s not “joking” if you actually mean it. Instead, it’s called “laughing.” Examples of the distinction between “joking” and “laughing” include Scar and Chucky.

ONE place had a “kids’ martini” — really a Shirley Temple — and now my 8yo marches into every establishment, like “Can I get a martini or?”

Almost every day, someone points at my Yorkie mix and asks his age and I say nine, and they go, “What?? But he’s so little!” and I’ve legitimately become curious if everyone knows how small dogs work. 👀

a man with a beard wearing a striped shirt is smiling Alt: a man with a beard wearing a striped shirt is smiling

The “out of control” people of Portland:

a man with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt . Alt: a man with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .

That thing happened where a stranger waved …. at someone behind me why does this always feel like a small death? 🤣

Travel dental floss: Because the only thing stopping people from flossing on vacation is the gi-normous container.

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Article about dog agility

This is my first literal fluff piece! 🤣 It’s the featured story on the site today. Many thanks to @nextavenue.bsky.social! Link in comments. #dogs

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EPA tells scientists to stop publishing studies, employees say Staff from the EPA’s Office of Water were summoned to a town hall meeting this week and told to pause the publication of most research, pending a review.

Wait wut

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My neuro-divergent child has once again cracked himself up singing, “Self-control to Major Tom, Self-control to Major Tom…THIS IS SELF CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!”

Exciting upgrades to the First Amendment include replacing free speech with luxury options, like $100k Whisper Status and our fabulous $1 million Gold Visa Chatterbox Package!

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