Kathy Flann

Almost every day, someone points at my Yorkie mix and asks his age and I say nine, and they go, “What?? But he’s so little!” and I’ve legitimately become curious if everyone knows how small dogs work. 👀

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The “out of control” people of Portland:

a man with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt . Alt: a man with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .

That thing happened where a stranger waved …. at someone behind me why does this always feel like a small death? 🤣

Travel dental floss: Because the only thing stopping people from flossing on vacation is the gi-normous container.

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Article about dog agility

This is my first literal fluff piece! 🤣 It’s the featured story on the site today. Many thanks to @nextavenue.bsky.social! Link in comments. #dogs

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EPA tells scientists to stop publishing studies, employees say Staff from the EPA’s Office of Water were summoned to a town hall meeting this week and told to pause the publication of most research, pending a review.

Wait wut

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My neuro-divergent child has once again cracked himself up singing, “Self-control to Major Tom, Self-control to Major Tom…THIS IS SELF CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!”

Exciting upgrades to the First Amendment include replacing free speech with luxury options, like $100k Whisper Status and our fabulous $1 million Gold Visa Chatterbox Package!

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Imagine a bunch of white guys from a factory town in the Rust Belt who do the total opposite of blaming their community’s problems on women’s lib or whatever and THAT’s the amazing documentary about Devo! Info in comments. #Devo

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Oscar Nuñez joins the Andy Richter Call-In Show this Wednesday - and we want to hear your WORST FAMILY OUTINGS. Whether it’s a nice dinner gone wrong or a vacation from hell, fill out the Google Form in my bio or leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604

The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest - Identity Theory He can be scary. He can be sweet. He always rings the doorbell.

What do we all need right now? Probably some “poems” crafted from Nextdoor posts! Many thanks to @identitytheory.bsky.social for featuring #satire www.identitytheory.com/unexpected-p...

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Unfortunately, this only encourages my benign neglect style of plant parenting.

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Thank you so much!! 😊

The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest - Identity Theory He can be scary. He can be sweet. He always rings the doorbell.

What do we all need right now? Probably some “poems” crafted from Nextdoor posts! Many thanks to @identitytheory.bsky.social for featuring #satire www.identitytheory.com/unexpected-p...

The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest - Identity Theory He can be scary. He can be sweet. He always rings the doorbell.

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It could be totally wild."

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News story about how cocaine levels are high in the sewage system in Nantucket.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug… for rich people on vacation.

JD Vance was one of the last leaders to meet with Pope Francis One of Pope Francis’ final encounters before his death was with U.S. Vice President JD Vance, who visited the Vatican over the weekend.

Have we ruled out that JD Vance is an energy vampire?

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If it’s true, I’ll pledge the rest of my days on old Earth to approaching random evangelicals and saying, “Have you heard about the good news?”

Vance goes after NYC mayor hopeful Mamdani for not showing ‘gratitude’ to the US ‘I don’t know the guy but my sense is that he has had a very good life in this country,’ said Vance on Zohran Mamdani

This is his signature move now? Vance on climate change: “The bees should show more gratitude that a few still live in the United States.”

🤣 That’s amazing!

I passed a white-haired couple on the street, and she referred to her husband as Dickhead. They were quite warm and genial with one another. She was just like “Come on, Dickhead, let’s go home” as if that were his name — Dickhead.
#couplegoals

I don’t know who needs to hear this today but if your child constantly requests “Mr. Roboto” by Styx in the car, it’s okay to go around singing, “Secret, secret. I’ve got a secret.”